you know the world's gone terribly wrong when you read such things and do not feel moved the slightest bit

personally performed more than 2900 lobotomies hah

and don't you dare miss my beloved jeremy kyle.

I've never ever seen a MODERATELY attractive person on Jeremy Kyle. Does he just walk down the street, sees some poor looking ugly people and invites them to his show?

no, they have to text.

I got one more hour. Saw a couple of great sets last night, Tom Carter and PG6/Bob Bannister, so I'm a little sleepy today.

I happen to be having one of those weeks where I'd like to just sleep, out of a desire to escape reality in a non-abusive way, and make time go faster.

I know exactly what you mean, and we should seriously go out on a date sometime. :D

Ok, since you don't mind staying in bed all day.

...Well, there's a freebie, if ever I saw one.