urquell is good stuff yeah, i'll try a krusovice is the cerne one dark? i would prob. like that better. is the slovak one golden pheasant good?

yes, cerne is dark. krusovice dark is especially good. golden pheasant is okay, however I prefer Saris (eastern Slovakian brand, all the easterners are proud of it), especially the dark version of it - Tmavy Saris.

"git 'r dun"

translation: I drank a 12 pack and threw the cans out of my window, hitting a native American that was more drunk than me. later, I had sex with my dog's puppies and fell asleep in a pool of my own vomit.

As an Australian with Southern Euro roots, I cannot relate to 75% of these terms, but here they are:

http://www.aussieslang.com/

If you say 'em out loud, make sure to use yr best nasal twang.

There's no reference though, to some of the 'colourful' similies you may still hear in the bush if you wander in deep enough.

For example, say it's 'dry'. How dry?

It's dry as a gorilla's armpit.
It's dry as an arab's jockstrap
It's dry as a dead dingo's donger.
And most disturbing...
It's dry as a nun's cunt...

^ha

My husband and I use some of our own slang
which includes but is not limited to: herbage grennery chedder (means weed), build a tower (refering to bowel movements), xanax head(when you run out of medicine and everything is bouncy), and then the usual not so local terms that have infiltrated my mind such as: fuckin sweet, bad ass, whats up yall, awesome, Oh yeah (spoken in a drawn out tone like tony the tiger) fuck that shit

It's colder than a well digger's ass

qwel for crack
skaq for heroin
diesel also heroin
flacco any Puerto Rician dealer
trim for cunt

I'm fond of "colder than a witch's tit in a tin bra"

then again, I'm fond of witches and their tits.

I'm sure you are

My husband has the nastiest mouth you will ever hear. "Sweet pussy meat"

Eminem's 8 Mile is about right.

slang dominates perhaps 50% of my speech..

it is a wonderful mix of cholo spanglish, crip-onics, and of course deep jamaican patois...

sometimes I don't even know what I am talking about ;)

my children are called : chitlins

I would call em "lih-kkle y-oot" (little youth)

if it's a young child, of roughly toddler age or a bit older, then some people here call them 'nippers'. But you don't hear it so much now.

The latest my buddy brought from Vermont...local to the Putney region,

'moke jibba !!

I really like 'bairn', which I assume comes from Scots Gaelic. One of the better ones here is to call everyone except kids 'kiddies'.

Bogan: http://www.bogan.com.au/definition/index.php

^^^ I'm semi-fluent in australian.



I've lived too many places to develop a solid-base. my language includes far too many clashing colloquialisms. I try to limit this, but sometimes, I can't help it.

mostly, chingalosas, I just like to learn how to swear.

baltimore:
"hon"
"bawlmore"
"believe!"

new york city:
"get out of the way, asshole!"