Get over yourself.

Glice... you're silly. But you're also British and you're also young... so forgiveness.

I blame the British Empire for their insufferable, self-opinionated arrogance.

Quaite raight, indeed. Hear, hear!

ha ha, fuck, I'm sure we're gonna get neg repped by all the Brit fags now!

gmku - very good of you. I wish you and yours the merriest of Christmases.

Keeping it Simple - you're still a fuckwit.

Up yours.

Well said. My sentiments exactly.

I did a lol.

"an" lol.

sheesh.

The unaspirated l went out with AIDS, surely?

El begins w/ a vowel, you British numbskull.

Well, it very much depends on whether you're pronouncing it 'el-o-el' or 'lol'; I prefer the latter, especially as you get the delightful 'lolercaust' and 'lolercopter' (a relative of the more common 'roflcopter'), whereas the initialised 'el-o-el' is rather plain, I feel.

In fact, I'd argue the predominant reading of lol in the last 2-3 years or so has switched from 'el-o-el' to 'lol', but you'd need to speak to Oxford about that.

Ha ha. God, you Brits are a stitch.

we do try

Do we? I'm too busy selecting top hats from the gallery adjoining my scullery to be anything other than a cad. 'Stitch' sounds like a rum affair, and I'll have none of that poppycock round my castle, you mark my words.

you keep your top hats near the scullery? my good sir this simply will not do. a gentleman should always keep his top hats within felt lined box away from any of the servant classes, or americans over from the colonies.

I kill my servants at the close of each season. 'Tis the only way to keep the buggers down, what?

Brits.

End of story.

we should just leave you to your collection of Cary Grant and James Bond films, and your Rolling Stones LPs. It must be awful to know you were born in the wrong country, it really must.

I was born in the country whose brave soldiers died to keep Nazis from taking over your soft limey asses.