i know but I love turtlesss

start a trollish thread or turn this one

this may sound silly but today someone requested me to draw a woman with her head up a guy's ass and a turtle in her vagina.

Haha, reminded me of this.

get out of my thread.

dumbass

When I was like fucking 9 or 10 I had a dream that I was a turtle (not a Ninja Turtle which I was way into at the time but a regular fucking turtle), and I was totally plowing a lady turtle (also a regular fucking turtle.) There was no foreplay or afterglow. Just two turtles, silently making it. I woke up and didn't know how to feel about anything.

I read in an article about John Fahey that he was obsessed with turtles and tortoises because it was a conjured mythology to deal with repressed memories of being molested as a child.

I've actually never been molested, which was a total blow to my childhood self-esteem. Some dude at the Brooklyn Y (kind of like a YMCA?) tried to molest me around that time... he even bit his lip and got a sweaty brow... but shit didn't go down, and that came after the dream anyway.

I was never into Lucy on account of her being the archetypal cunt.

Wallflower pedophiles are the worst. Seriously, what kid has time to babysit all of that emotional baggage? They're just all about candy and having fun.

going to work tonite, Bradders?

oh good. the number's on the fridge. I'll be back after midnight.

Well, he was pretty proactive about it. He pretended to be doing a survey for his high school on sexual development. He said he needed to see my pubes so he could take notes. Just as I was about to show him my pubes is when he began biting his lip and getting all sweaty. It was also at this moment where I was all "OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE BRO." And then some Russian dudes came in and he got nervous and I booked it.

No. Why?

What an amateur.

Fortunate bail, though.

Yeah, he was young and inexperienced. I'm sure that at this point in time his mustache is fully grown in and he's elbow deep in boy-ass. Or at least mid-forearm. Young boys are more physically shallow than their mature/legal counterparts.

the feeling faded.
Probably coz ploesj hasn't seen the drawing.