I'm not as cool as Patty Bradders, that's for sure.

Fuck cool. I'm loose.

yes, i do feel cool. in the real world. not when i'm posting on this thing though.

Kim Gordon pleaded with me to register on this board to make it "cool". Trufax.

every single time I am in austin texas. the level of suck there is so amazing.

I've felt more "cool" at different points this year than at any point ever.
Realizing a dream will do that for a person.

Jenn - you wrote a fucking book! One can't do something much cooler than that!

I would post a reply but I feel to do so would be the ultimate in uncool, and I am way too cool to do that.

Hmm, I thought someone was going to drop that ye old "uncool is cool" line. Oh well.

anybody buying this?:rolleyes:

You're not suppose to. It's gmku.

Watch how cool I am. I am not even going to retort.

jeezus, superstars with insecurities! why o why.

i guess they are just like the rest of us...

the other day, as a cute chick was getting out of my bicycle taxi, her friend looked at her like, "you paid for a 5 block ride?" the cute chick said, "you said to hurry. and he's a really cool guy...," as she handed me a five. her friend said,

"of course he's cool, he rides a rickshaw."

I have felt a lot cooler lately since wearing my fatigue jacket around town. I feel like Asheville has suddenly accepted me.

touche gmku gmku 1 chicka 0

the only cool person in the world is patti smith.

Some days I wake up and I'm all, "man, I'm the suavest motherfucker on the planet" (I'm not, but it's nice to pretend.)

Then some days I wake up and I'm all, "man, I'm the klutziest motherfucker on the planet" (this happens more often and is 110% more accurate.)

i'm okay with being a lame-o.



for some reason other people seem to think i'm cool but i know the truth.

It's hard to not feel cool all the time when yr in Hickville