this thread is hungarious.

yep.

minimal cashflow.

i just think toys are really stupid and a waste of money. why do you need a big clunky toy to get you off when you have hands??


..unless you're afraid to touch yourself or are too lazy to figure out where all your hot spots are. because it takes work to cum with your hands, its a lot easier with a toy.

if you're doing it for variety: cool.

jon boy was the code breaker on this one i think. it's not really that big a deal though. if i had a MOUNTAIN OF BLOWUP WOMEN, i'd have been shaking at the wrist. s(idle) didn't really count. actually i was surprised with jb. atsonic - there would have been a sorta slight neck tilt that coincided with the half smile conveying ' i knew it, i knew it'.. but with jb it was just kinda like... well imagine if terrel owens signed with the bills and then skipped all of training camp and showed up randomly one day (after dante stallmurder called the media) just whirlwinding his cock around in circles and smarming upwards to the heavens, yes, this is my gift, i pleasure myself with plastic renditions of women, whirrrr whirrr goes the copter blades..

still? jesus christ.

there are many toys that are not clunky

I'm fine with ma minge

speak for yrself

someone has issues and not the ones with toys. ;)

sex toys are fun in couples

"Isis!"

and also:




on the real, these things are both creepy and hilarious. They sell them at the headshop with the porn, so whenever I go buy a pipe or a stem or some papers I get a laugh at the ridiculous slogans and sales pitches written on the boxes.. whats even funnier is to think of a person actually buying it, I wonder what the people who sell it thing?

i think the majority of sex dolls are sold as gags. one of my good friends manages one. i'll text her.

i texted her:

are most blow up dolls bought as gags or do most people buy them to fuck?

no, they sell some seriously weird shit, expensive with all kinds of vibrating this, real skin feel that. They are not the cheesy joke kind, they are clearly serious.. there is clearly an industry for this bizarre product, and a market at that! that to me is both disturbing and yet hilarious.
just do a google search.

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why is it so bizarre? it takes all kinds, dude. if you wanna fuck a doll then that's what you gotta do. be my guest.

if you can't see whats bizarre about a grown man fucking a blow up doll, in the robotic mouth, ass and snatch at that, then I suppose I could never possibly explain it to you ;)

no no no. i get ya. but the cheap ass blow up dolls? that cannot feel good.

i can't see what's bizarre about it at all. a lot of people do that, and by the way there is no such thing as normal.

don't buy into all that Foucault some shit is just universally weird.


none of that explains a grown man having sex with a doll. I'm sorry, that takes jacking off to an extreme.

like whatever. only god fearing freaks who are afraid of their bodies use toys.

okay..my friend texted back and said it's 50-50. half buy blow up dolls to fuck, half as a joke.

i still think there's a great difference between using a toy and a blow up doll.

i'm not buying into anything because i don't even know what the fuck foucault is, i just don't think it's weird, okay? i'm not about to judge someone based upon their sexual quirks. everyone has theirs. mine don't happen to include fucking dolls, but some people's do, and that's okay. all kinds of different people enjoy all kinds of different shit, whatever their reason.