if something looks awful, sounds like shit and lives in a gallery, then I must not be getting it. But I get it: bright, loud, vacuous dreck with nothing to say and an endless supply of digital tricks to say it with.

if you get to Oklahoma, keep driving. I think you would like Austin more than Dallas or Houston. just whatever you do, avoid Oklahoma.

Fly over Michigan. Look down. When you see the Great Lakes, make the pilot put down there and ONLY there. The Great Lakes are magnificant. As for the rest of the state, steer clear. My poor state is crippled by homelessness, unemployment and decay.

we should just give michigan to canada.