Putting a huge load on a chick's face while they're talking dirty to you with their own panties in their mouths = priceless.

For everything else, there's Visa.

oh, thank gawd, he's back.

I've been worried that you had the big one gmku.

:(

no more babies! My stomach has been ravaged enough!

I know who you are now - you're really Juntaro from Gergerigegege. Maybe the next Scissor Shock release could be you and your lady on the job, with a suitable noisy backing - car horns that play "Colonel Bogey", banjos played through a cranked amp, and recordings of hooting owls.

why did nobody try to help me with garbage disposal dilemma?

I'm totally making girlgun eat her own panties.

totally.

sorry, I thought I did. it was dead-air though.

yes. run water. yes. use it. you shouldn't wash anything down yr drain that "a baby can't chew". the disposal takes care of that.

I hope this helps.

:)


also: tell yr wife to stop flushing tampons NOW. trust me on this...

babies come out of the stomach?? :confused: :(

They call it a C-section:)

well... what's a d-section?

I blow a load on her face and make her say grace.

piss off:eek:

Haha. My girlfriend LOVES getting a facial. She hates to swallow though. The exact opposite of every girl I've been with. What can I say.. I like it.

Naw, just send him a fruit basket.

OK, but you have to sleep on the wet spot!