My three favourite ones are passing out leaned against a PA (apparently Slayer was playing at the time), under a car and while umpiring a Table Tennis match (I shit you not).

don't hassle ze hoff

I haven't passed out in quite some time. Though last time I remember I believe I passed out in the basement of a friends house where a couple friends got their mac on. The last time I was the most intoxicated however was Cinco De Mayo. A friend and I sat down at a table that had a gallon of Tequila. Some how we Drank half of it.

Numerous times. Kegmama has pics of the most recent occasion. If she
shares them...she shares them. It's a scary look at what vodka can do to
one person.

I don't have much visual evidence, however there are a few voicemails out there on numerous phones.

Last time i was that drunk I drove swerving to my bf's place, cried to him like crazy. I can't remember what i was telling him. But I know i was drunk.

The only time I've ever passed out drunk is when I first drank. I rode my friend's little brother's tricycle around on my teacher's lawn in circles until I just keeled over and had my friend carry me home. I think I was twelve.

I have 2

Haha, I'm glad you still have those. Hopefully I can leave another soon.

You almost ended up with one...but then you answered....

I should've let it go to voicemail and called back. Damnit.

I probably would have forgotten about the tamales by then.

I'm glad I answered if that's the case. Did you ever end up listening to King of the Road?

No. Why?

Hahahaha. Cause you were talking about listening to it.

WTF...I don't remember that. I honestly don't think I've ever heard more than the chorus of that song.

Yeah, I mentioned I was watching a country music infomercial, then you went on a tangent about listening to that song.

You were also really really angry about the fact the ihop or something down the street wasn't open yet

I remember the country music infomercial part and the IHOP part...but not king of the road.

No, yeah, you were definitely saying something about listening to it. Along with something about your neighbors. You were saying you wanted to listen to it but you couldn't because that would require moving and your face and arms were completely dead.