I know I do.

no. i'd want you to pop out and buy me ice cream, like right now.

Jazz and blues, food, alcohol, geography, gaydar.

Watching men getting bummed with bent forks.

Controlled Bleeding.

Getting revenge.

Driving way too fast for road conditions.

sonic youth
motorsport
my musical tastes
anthing i know a lot of that i can stand behind my arguements with firm convictions

I would say Nirvana but I know there are sooo many people out there who could kick my ass in Nirvana trivia (Kegmama for one)

My poor little brain is all rusty and shit, so that Nirvana knowledge I learned years ago is kinda uh... fucked.

I'm expert in

Driving
Sonic Youth(nothing compared to you all though....so does that make a not expert?)
Nirvana.

Oh yeah I'm also an expert at being awkward....umm...and math I guess...heh.

Ghostbusters

Ah, cooking. I had to edit my list now.

pissing. also pising in the middle of the night.

captain beefheart
jandek
underground movies
asses

- at my job - I really feel confident at what I do and I've been called for consultations as an "expert" in the field, which always kind of boosted my ego
- at knowledge of contemporary alternative/noise/drone/indie music ... well, that's what friends tell me. but those are the friends who listen to U2 and Dave Matthews Band
- at drinking - i know it ain't no virtue, but if you ever need a drink buddy, i'm in
- at praising my girlfriend's culinary experiments - she loves that ANYTHING she cooks I like and I can go on forever praising her skills. i guess i just don't have high expectations when it comes to food
- edit - ok, cunnilingus too

yeah i'm a cunnilingus king myself.

it's fun, isn't it? kind of like remote control

Man, I love making girls go crazy with just a fucking TONGUE and some fingers. I love eating that fucking pussy. I don't care if it's bloody or what, RAH I'm a vaginal vampire, I don't even give a fuck, I'll pound that fucking hole all night and do the A, B, C's on her clit. Damn son. Then when I'm done I'll pour some cum coffee in her little cunt mug.

you're not really sober now, are ya?

fucked up on hydros and been up all night working 3rd shift and can't sleep and have to go back in in 6 hours

what's hydros?
enlighten me