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nicfit 08.04.2009 05:27 AM

yes, I was thinking about the jump from a plane without opening the chute.
I think I'd want to "go" in a kind of "life enjoying" way rather than a sad way.
Besides, I could always open the chute if I wanted to.
I like to plan things with an exit strategy, just in case...you never know what you could experience moments before the end, perhaps a superrevelation (not necessary religious) that would make you change your mind...

Seandi 08.04.2009 05:51 AM

26 reds and a bottle of wine.

atsonicpark 08.04.2009 05:56 AM

Personally, I don't understand why some people have twitter, tumblr, facebook, myspace, livejournal, and like a thousand other things at the same time, to constantly update. Social networking is creepy. No offense to anyone who genuinely enjoys and feels compelled to constantly update all those things, but dang. I like Livejournal because I can post random bullshit and entertain the few people who understand what I'm talking about. I like myspace because bands that I befriend can post touring schedules and stuff. Other than that... ehhh. But more power to the people who enjoy all this stuff. I just don't really have the time or the patience -- and I don't really want people to know THAT MUCH about me.

stu666 08.04.2009 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
heroin and alcohol


this.

SYRFox 08.04.2009 07:16 AM

Cadbury surprise:

Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8

 
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
Headbutt the sidewalk:

Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4
What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:
Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.
Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.04.2009 08:07 AM

I'd read every thread you've posted in the last month 100 times :-)

phoenix 08.04.2009 08:14 AM

 


 


http://www.celticmythmoon.com/images...thyst_800W.jpg

 

Satan 08.04.2009 08:24 AM

that ocean is so fucking beautiful
THAT is the place to die

phoenix 08.04.2009 08:25 AM

I would want to be dead before I was awake and drowning though. It'd just be a nice place to float and bleed out back into the earth. The absinthe is so I'd be suitably drunk but still 'with it' somewhat.

punkaspoo 08.04.2009 08:26 AM

get trampled by elephants

DeadDiscoDildo 08.04.2009 08:27 AM

All yall some dark motha fuckas, ya heard?

DeadDiscoDildo 08.04.2009 08:28 AM

I would like to be shot out of a cannnon with the star spangled banner going with fireworks like hunter s thompson. But instead of my ashes, I would have them shoot my bloody limbs out of the cannon.

That is America.

phoenix 08.04.2009 08:29 AM

haha.

phoenix 08.04.2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
All yall some dark motha fuckas, ya heard?


sometimes.

SONIC GAIL 08.04.2009 08:34 AM

180 miligrams of xanax, a bottle of crown & top it off with 500 milligrams of perks.

floatingslowly 08.04.2009 08:36 AM

unpossible.

you cannot kill that which is already dead.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.04.2009 08:38 AM

Oh ya I just realized I posted my funeral request.
Oh well, it's still hilarious

krastian 08.04.2009 10:22 AM

Shoot myself directly into the sun.

shentov 08.04.2009 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan
heroin and alcohol


I'm with Satan and artsygrrl

artsygrrl 08.04.2009 11:00 AM

...ANOTHER factor to consider.....would you die naked or not?


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