My uncle had a nervous breakdown 7 years ago...thought he was talking to Jesus and Mary in the backyard. Shock treatments, medication, etc. ensued. A few years ago he calmly remarked that he doesn't go the speed limit because it's too slow. Nowdays he's borderline catatonic.

My sister moved in with her lesbian lover at the beginning of the year. They intend to get married in CT in October. I'm happy for her, but she'll be dragging me and my parents 3 states away for a ceremony with a meaning that will be legally meaningless when they come back.

My sister recently got her period.

my great grandma went to prison for embezzlement in the 70s.
my parents never married. i'm a bastard.
on my dad's side i have two heroin addict uncles, my two aunts are/were both alcoholics, and my grandma was a gambling addict. on my mom's side my aunt was addicted to meth and coke but she got cancer and died when i was little.

that's the most interesting/"bad" things i can think of. i fucking love them all though.

according to historical records a significant portion of my family was killed when the Australia-bound ship they were travelling on caught fire and sank, killing all on board.

my brother did high school theatre. ha ha!

Rob, honey, thanks for sharing that with us. We seriously still love you.

it's interesting all the genealogy stuff can be, like on my dad's side, one ancestor was a Colonel in the American Revolution and died at the Battle of Cowpens, and related distantly (like around 5 times removed or less) to Matthew Broderick and Jimmy Carter

My mom is a recovering alcoholic.
My grandma is a breast cancer survivor so she only has one boob.
My aunt had an abortion once.
My uncle is in his 50's and has a wife and kid that he never sees and has been living with his mom (uniboob) ever since I can remember.
My dad's aunt was in a few movies but you won't find her on Wikipedia.
My dad went to jail for resisting arrest.
My other uncle once went to jail for armed robbery (my dad's twin).


I guess that's it.

^^^ that's some serious gangster shit. :eek:


John Brown and his gang used to hide in my family's barn cellar.

my last name is big in Japan.

In the above video clip, I think I recognize those two dancing kids, all grown up.

2 of my first cousins (dad's side) had sex (they're first cousins too) and now the chick is a full on bull dyke.

my grandpa (dad's dad) divorced his first wife to marry my grandmother that he'd never met (heard she was a genius) so they could make genius babies. it worked. they had 8 kids.

my uncle (mom's side) died last year. when my mom went to deal with his affairs in cali... the carpet was so saturated in dog piss that the carpet had to be pulled up.. which revealed maggots. srsly.

^^^
hahah yr family makes mine look sane. stupid, but sane.

yr bowling my mind, maaan.

wut?