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SYRFox 07.26.2009 12:41 PM

^^^ just kiddin

terminal pharmacy 07.26.2009 12:56 PM

get off the internet and go to a fucking pub........ no seriously...... im too lazy to read the thread.... but if that is the thread title... ummmmm get off the internet and go to a fucking pub and see soem fucking music

terminal pharmacy 07.26.2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
some woman are cool i know



dude, all women i know are godess'..............

THAT IS ALL

amerikangod 07.26.2009 01:58 PM

That's right. Every single woman is a goddess that can do anything a man does twice as well. They are strong, intelligent, and beautiful.

Even the fat ones.

amerikangod 07.26.2009 02:00 PM

But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.

Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic.
Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby.

Sonic Youth 37 07.26.2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.

Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic.
Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby.


This is sad, but true. Learn guitar, just a few power chords will do.

Satan 07.26.2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
correct me if i'm wrong but this board seems to bit a bit of a sausage fest. i haven't seen that many female posters (or at least posters who i recognize as being female.) i mean, there are some but it seems like it's mostly dudes. am i accurate?

:mad:

terriblecanyons 07.26.2009 02:39 PM

:(...

amerikangod 07.26.2009 03:23 PM

If there were women on this board, then they would be on my arm, lovingly cooing at me. Do you see a picture of that in my sig?

Hence no women.

Lamont Cranston 07.26.2009 04:07 PM

I'd like a female too please

dirty bunny 07.26.2009 04:51 PM

Could've sworn the Shadow had a girlfriend.

Derek 07.26.2009 04:52 PM

I have a girl and you all are probably way more cooler than I am.

greedrex 07.27.2009 12:01 AM

Where has Naive melody gone????

PAULYBEE2656 07.27.2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
you don't know what you're talking about


yep..havent a clue!! whats a woman.. wo amn wooo amn woo man woo man woo amnWOO MAN woooo maaan wooomaaan woomaan WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

 

floatingslowly 07.27.2009 10:10 AM

I've got a girl.

if the price is right, maybe we can work something out.

I will warn you, this model is not for beginners.

Sonic Youth 37 07.27.2009 10:58 AM

I have a feeling that girlgun would rip the OP's arms from the sockets like a wookie that just lost at space chess.

terriblecanyons 07.29.2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
i want to roll you into my bed

what you think of that?



Like a burrito?

nicfit 07.29.2009 03:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k64w3354kE

terriblecanyons 07.29.2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit



You must spread some Jennifer Lopez Burritos around before giving one to nicfit again.

floatingslowly 07.29.2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
something like a burrito thing


I think you mean "taco".

here, try this with yr lady-friend, some night when you are "close":

yr taco glistens
like dew on a rose
it's a beautiful day
take out yr clothes

yes yes yes. yr welcome.

:)


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