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^^^ just kiddin
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get off the internet and go to a fucking pub........ no seriously...... im too lazy to read the thread.... but if that is the thread title... ummmmm get off the internet and go to a fucking pub and see soem fucking music
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dude, all women i know are godess'.............. THAT IS ALL |
That's right. Every single woman is a goddess that can do anything a man does twice as well. They are strong, intelligent, and beautiful.
Even the fat ones. |
But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.
Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic. Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby. |
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This is sad, but true. Learn guitar, just a few power chords will do. |
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If there were women on this board, then they would be on my arm, lovingly cooing at me. Do you see a picture of that in my sig?
Hence no women. |
I'd like a female too please
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Could've sworn the Shadow had a girlfriend.
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I have a girl and you all are probably way more cooler than I am.
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Where has Naive melody gone????
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yep..havent a clue!! whats a woman.. wo amn wooo amn woo man woo man woo amnWOO MAN woooo maaan wooomaaan woomaan WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN ![]() |
I've got a girl.
if the price is right, maybe we can work something out. I will warn you, this model is not for beginners. |
I have a feeling that girlgun would rip the OP's arms from the sockets like a wookie that just lost at space chess.
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Like a burrito? |
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You must spread some Jennifer Lopez Burritos around before giving one to nicfit again. |
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I think you mean "taco". here, try this with yr lady-friend, some night when you are "close": yr taco glistens
like dew on a rose it's a beautiful day take out yr clothes yes yes yes. yr welcome. :) |
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