cacophony n. inferior telephonic device.

idiolatry

A province of northern Khazakstan.

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

Paraskavedekatriaphobia: The utmost fear of being caught whilst not on the job stealing kittens.

inflatable

inflatable; suitable for use in a small home such as an apartment.

aestivate

to take summer employment as a stevedore

anisogamy

A cheap copy of the paper-folding technique origami, in which instead of being folded into an animal, the paper is just crumpled up and eaten.

Timbre

Timbre - The sound of chopping wood

paradigm

Paradigm: A classic french doorbell melody from the revolutuion era.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: Disease suffered exclusivley by small and incredibly cold characters from 60's TV show 'Star Trek'.

*Edit - I was unwittingly not far away from the actual definition, ha.

Priapatetic.

blighted by sad-looking erections

ataraxia

Priapatetic- A mindset or other sentiment in a person just before they become apathetic

Loquacious

yo, yo- edit man...

a second earlier...

ataraxia - Atari's version of Galaxian

anaphylactic

The state of being like milk.

Juxtaposition

Juxtaposition: The strategic deployment of armed forces.

Chiaroscuro

The acquisition of dyslexic chairs.

striated

Chiaroscuro: Moldavian lute. The word is derived from the Moldavian expression 'char, scub, uron,' which means 'eat, drink, play music'.

huggermugger

*edit: damn, too late

People who like a lot of coffee at once.

striated

striated: sleeping or lying down

slurp!

slurp!: to badmouth or defame. karl rove sure is an expert at slurping his political enemies

diatribe