Either way, I don't need porn. I measured my girlfriend's tongue yesterday and it's an inch shorter than Gene Simmons's. No kidding.

this is charming

i once dated a guy who had a porn addiction.

besides being annoying it was kind of wierd&unsettling. especially since hes so young. i feel bad for whoever decides to marry him.

(by so young i mean 8.)

Why do you have an 8 year old friend?

Wait you dated an 8 year old?

Chillax

Uhh, just taking a wild guess here, but isn't it painful to jack off for that long?

You can watch porn without jacking off. Just rubbing the dick for a few videos perhaps. Or just watching without active participation. Who knows.

5 minutes a day, 3 times a day, works everytime, 60% of the time!

russ? is that you?

There was this guy that was part of our social circle when I was in high school named Nick. When he met people, he would shake their hand and tell them that he once beat off 25 times in one day.

The kicker - is that he actually did it. (Beating off that many times in one day, that is.)

And you have the evidence to prove it, I assume?

No, but a few of his friends who were at the house that day confirmed it. Don't ask me how, because I honestly didn't want to know. But he set off on a mission to do it one day. I suppose dreams really do come true.

I read NaiveMelody's threads

sweet.

me too.
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