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i prefer the classy lady...

thats what im talking about...do it bitch..yeah...all over the floor......

kinda, but since we live in a far more complex structure than animals (with culture and society) there are a thousand of facts that would determine what people like from other people.
like there's a psychological reason to why i might like a fat japanese girl with no arms, etc.

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

never listen to what a girl has to say about what attracts a woman. Woman are illogical creatures. What they say they want in a guy ON PAPER has nothing to do with sexual dominance and their primordial instincts. They will be your friend if you are nice and have a good personality but they will only submit(as in FUCK the) to the MAN who is in control, who is DOMINANT, and who is AGGRESSIVE.

same shit goes with gorillas and wolves. there is 1 alpha male that fucks all the female wolves and gorillas. But the beta gorillas/wolves will be nice friendly etc.. they just dont have the AGGRESSION it takes to get the females.

think of the last 3-5 guys you had sex with.. and you wont disagree.. this is the shit a woman doesnt want guys to know! thats why they hate it and deny it but its fucking proven fact. since the beginning of man humans are a tribal existance. there is the tribe chief, tribe leaders, elders, then the normal peasants or w/e that have no say in anything. WHO GETS THE VAGINA? The big men at the top of the hierarchy.

Embrace your future as a cuckold

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

lets face it the type of girl i find attractive has a banging body is petite and bomb as fuck. no way shes not going to be corrupted by the spoils of Caifornia. There are so many guys who have more than me, even guys with mansions that can corrupt/spoil her to get her to give it up.

never listen to what a girl has to say about what attracts a woman. Woman are illogical creatures. What they say they want in a guy ON PAPER has nothing to do with sexual dominance and their primordial instincts. They will be your friend if you are nice and have a good personality but they will only submit(as in FUCK the) to the MAN who is in control, who is DOMINANT, and who is AGGRESSIVE.

same shit goes with gorillas and wolves. there is 1 alpha male that fucks all the female wolves and gorillas. But the beta gorillas/wolves will be nice friendly etc.. they just dont have the AGGRESSION it takes to get the females.

think of the last 3-5 guys you had sex with.. and you wont disagree.. this is the shit a woman doesnt want guys to know! thats why they hate it and deny it but its fucking proven fact. since the beginning of man humans are a tribal existance. there is the tribe chief, tribe leaders, elders, then the normal peasants or w/e that have no say in anything. WHO GETS THE VAGINA? The big men at the top of the hierarchy.

this shit is all true ive studied it, its been studied by human behavior experts, and i for a fact know a guy who does fighting , jujitsu, karate, kickboxing, etc.. very muscular dude who is highly aggressive loves to fight and go to the gym 5x a week total meat head steroid jock and he has gotten laid well around or over 100 times by some of the most smoking hot women ive ever seen. he's a living example of the alpha male philosophy

What you need to do is expand this into a manifesto, run off xerox copies, and go peddle it on downtown street corners. This could be the start of a whole new movement.

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Originally Posted by gmku

What you need to do is expand this into a manifesto, run off xerox copies, and go peddle it on downtown street corners. This could be the start of a whole new movement.

Like Valerie Solanas, right?

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Like Valerie Solanas, right?

and then follow it up with shooting someone?

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I like girls who are pale and look like boys.

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We should cum together sometime.

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I like girls who are pale and look like boys.

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I think this is the gayest you've ever gotten. Yeah, this is pretty gay...

Bitches go crazy for Alpha.

Uh oh! You're going need those
if you want to get laid!

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Like Valerie Solanas, right?

Exactly. I see the same unbalanced passion at work here. Go for it.

Guns are in plentiful supply here in America now, too, so the time would seem ripe.

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Bitches go crazy for Alpha.

that robot was soooo gay
esp when he did that 'ay ay ay' thang

If no one else is gonna say it, I will:

The misplaced apostrophe in the thread title is bugging the shit out of me.

Then again, any self-respecting photocopy-manifesto writer must be sure to pepper said document liberally with run-ons, typos and bad punctuation. So maybe this was meant to be after all.

You obviously haven't read The Manifesto Writer's Style Guide. Page 33, rule 67: Whenever possible, place apostrophe's before an "s" that end's a word.

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Just described me.

On a side note, all of you hipster art-school types that say those types of chicks aren't attractive, get over yourself and stop trying to be so cool. You want to fuck girls that look like Kim Kardashian as much as those types of girls want to fuck muscular douchebags.

I'd much rather fuck a girl that looked like this:

or this:

I'm the male equivalent of the girl who creams her panties over a bad boy on a motorcycle.

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

fuck off.

you're probably not getting the girl because you're so obsessed with DOMINATING and AGGRESSIVELY FUCKing her pussy she's picked up on it and decided to stay clear of your dick.

SOME women may be illogical, but we pick up on energy and intentions a lot quicker than our male counterparts.. and let me tell you.. the last thing a girl worth any guys time wants is some creep trying to get into her panties.

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

Um you do know I am a homo right?

STOP AGGRESSIVELY DOMINATING THE FUCKING PUSSY, SYNTH.

OH MY. I JUST SNORTED.