- It turns out without any horses the oil isn't enough to drive the pulleys to the brink.
-Really are you sure it is't from a lack of oxygen in your blood or the fact that you're a heartlesss menace?
- Yes, quite possitive. I've done every test in the textbook and the results are always the same: We are doomed.

Lick my love pump

- Let's go to the keys.
-why?
-all the oranges and kumquats we can pick. and the gays
-huh?
-didn't i tell you? i'm into seamen now
-yeah lots of sailors in key west

I did somethin' like that in my English class it was so much fun. At least I was the only one havin' fun. I was putting the wierdest senteces together.



either way...here you are

"Jose, I looked all over the front room and deck. Do you have ANY idea where it could be?"

"Thank the Nazis for disco."

"You can't modify RISK"

I also suggest looking at Kegmama's 5 letter game. I'm sure you can find some pretty interesting set of words there.

last time I "looked at kegmama's 5 letter game" I almost got my ass whupped by kegpapa. he could not take the look of pleasurebliss on her face!

oh man what a perfect distraction and excellent way to flush out some prewriting. It is like precum only it is words. Am I allowed any narrative? Fuck it any narrative should be spoken by a humanoid hammer named Yark.

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- Don't forget the eggs today
! We already have eggs. We have a lot of eggs.
- Don't forget the eggs today
! I won't

<break>

! Did you see that?
- No, what happened?
! He just broke the record. One hundred nine yard kick return.
- I missed it.
! YES!
- I missed it. Will you tell me the rules again?
! YES!
- What's happening now?
- Why did the announcer say that?
! YES!
<break>

= Don't do it man
+ (staring straight ahead, long strides)
= Man don't, c'mon (winces, stops walking recoils with arm gestures)
+ (walks fast down a sidewalk, pedestrians glance and part)
= (catching up at brisk trot) She's not worth granite man. She's not worth granite.
+ Granite...
= Just scare him just scare him get yr head right man, what about next month?
+ Next month is next month. No change.
= There will be a change. There will be a FUCK of a change.
+ She's worth ...
= Granite! Listen to me.
+ I'm through. (lets ball hammer slide into hand from sleeve)
= Don't (reaches for coat, grips shoulder and is thrown jostled back)
+ I'm gonna.
+ (kicking at a random pedestrian's knee and walking faster)
& (from background) HEY!
+ I shoulda been a craftsman
<break>

maybe more later

What is that stuff?
What is that stuff?
What is that stuff?
What is that stuff?
What is that? ....Stuff?

"what's wrong? you seem a little inconsistent on sucking my dick"
"oh nothing's wrong baby, I just don't like the kids watching"

Hahaha.

Man, so many brilliant lines.

Derek, I've always loved that John Cage quote. Even if I find a lot of his stuff boring. Obvious joke: Maybe "4'33" should be 32 times longer.

Hahahaha.

"4'33" is the most listened to piece of music in history... people even listened to it before it was composed! Or something...


I usually use that quote when one of my friends writes off music I show them at first listen.

Clever, Derek. I'm going to try to work that line into the film. "4'33 is the most listened to piece of music in history." I like that. Then, I'll go into a black screen for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. Then, the film will resume.

You could let the film resume as normal but cut off the sound of everything for 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

Pretty trippy stuff!

this

"whenever I gave the Pope analingus he would always hum the Rolling Stones' "waiting on a friend" just before he farted."
"Shit man, you think I care?"

4 min 33 sec of blank screen would slaughter your audience, and your film. It would come off as pretentious, excessive, and your audience will be too infuriated to finish.



How Godard.

the reappearance of the main theme at the end of haydn's 31'st creates a retrospective outlook with the listener causing him to reanalyze the entire symphony as a singular idea rather than groups of different topoi

- I can count to the letter purple.
- Shut the fuck up and eat your broccoli.

Have you seen that Warhol movie where he lights a cigarette after an eternity's wait? AMAZING.

jesus lizard lyrics in your dialogues?

I'd love to help you out, but right now I'm too shitfaced to help you. ASK ME AGAIN TOMORROW



btw i wanna see this movie