somehow I feel as though Chris Brown is behind all of this

I think Vince is behind this.

You must spread some reputation around

This is weird, I saw him on the tonight show the other night and thought to myself, "oh shit, I havent seen that guy in ages, I thought he was dead."

I hope I didn't kill him.

When I saw my first "RIP Billy Mays" facebook status, I thought it was a joke... but then there were MORE.

Fuckin' weird!

This thread killed Billy Mays.

It's the coming apocolypse. Everyone must die before 2012. God's getting a head start.

Billy Mays sold me my ShamWow! Before they put that goofy fucking prick on there.

he did coke.

so that's why you wanted to marry him-- to get your nostrils into his stash?

That shamwow guy looks like thomas Riddle. I bet he killed billy mays and had snakes of slitherin slither up his nose and plant the cocaine as a ploy....


Harry Beard man and the half blood prince!

I'd party with him