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CHOUT 06.13.2006 07:33 PM

We used to call this one guy Captain Hook since his dick was very curved and he had no apprehensions about showing it off. Mine's straight as an arrow, fyi.

I usually say my dick. I don't have a name for it.

nomadicfollower 06.13.2006 07:34 PM

Schlong. 'Cause it's like a schlong.

Pax Americana 06.13.2006 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
The Oracle

He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?


ha! That list made me smile. "He who brings Life" hahahaha

sonicl 06.14.2006 02:55 AM

Percy

candymoan 06.14.2006 03:13 AM

my fellow has his own name..
it's a dorky name..

i'm not telling what it is...

alyasa 06.14.2006 03:14 AM

What the fuck... I call it my cock.

youthoftomorrow 06.14.2006 03:16 AM

Wando the Magnificent

sonicl 06.14.2006 03:20 AM

Or occasionally "todger"

space_monkey 06.14.2006 03:33 AM

ELVIS

porkmarras 06.14.2006 03:54 AM

I don't call mine anything but i can hear its call every now and then.

jon boy 06.14.2006 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I don't call mine anything but i can hear its call,every now and then.


thats a good one!

porkmarras 06.14.2006 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
The Oracle

He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?

Can we be sure that your cock hasn't turned schizophrenic with all those names attached to it?:D

Glice 06.14.2006 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Can we be sure that your cock hasn't turned schizophrenic with all those names attached to it?:D


He's certainly a changable young thing, so it's possible. He's very difficult to talk to rationally as well...

porkmarras 06.14.2006 06:28 AM

Does it move a lot when you walk?

candymoan 06.14.2006 06:32 AM

since they got minds of their own, i wonder what he calls me?

porkmarras 06.14.2006 06:34 AM

I even wonder if he knows me.

sonic sphere 06.14.2006 07:16 AM

langer

golden child 06.14.2006 09:01 AM

throbbing gristle

alyasa 06.14.2006 09:02 AM

Come to think of it, it calls me actually...

porkmarras 06.14.2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden child
throbbing gristle

Oh look.Clever.


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