My cats are psycho.
My oldest that we've had since he was a kitten, now 12, doesn't care about anything or anybody. At all. Sometimes he pretends he does when he wants human food. Otherwise he runs the house.
My biggest fan, who just turned 8, has this odd obsession with me. He follows me around, constantly meowing until I pet the shit out of him. When I'm sleeping I keep the door shut so he doesn't drool on my face.

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Our cat doesn't like hugs.

hehe :D

my cat is a bit loony but in good ways. He barks and clicks at birds but then runs away. He rolls around on the floor on his back for hours in circles . He always tries to get in the bath with me. Etc.

Lucifer Sam, siam cat
Always sitting by your side
Always by your side
That cat's something I can't explain
Ginger, ginger, Jennifer Gentle you're a witch
You're the left side
He's the right side
Oh, no!
That cat's something I can't explain
Lucifer go to sea
Be a hip cat, be a ship's cat
Somewhere, anywhere
That cat's something I can't explain
At night prowling sifting sand
Hiding around on the ground
He'll be found when you're around
That cat's something I can't explain

my cat likes to sit on the bathroom cabinet, pretty high. i never notice him before getting in the shower, when i see him frozen in fear, staring at the running water. most of the time he starts meowing so loud i have to turn the shower off and let him out.

My cat makes perfect sense, he told me wqho to vote for in this past election.

did he meow it to you?

Of course, a cat speaking english?, that's crazy.

The other I got in a tiff with my mother, and I was sobbing. My cat jumped on top of the back of the couch and started hugging my head.

Now when I seem slightly distressed while talking on the phone, she's on alert, and will usually start meowing repeatedly and continuously.

The other day she snuck into the Forbidden Room of Wonders and tried to eat my lilacs.

She will now be forever known as "Buttered Popcorn Kitteh".





Look at that. Yellow powder and 'tude all over that face.

They call that the Curly-Shuffle for cats