you know better than i do.
btw there is a serious lack of Porky pix, i don't even know what Porky looks like. So i'm getting all excited for an obscure and oh so charismatic interwebz persona.
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i just came.
woot.

ha ha it's true actually haha

what the hell will happen when this thread gets to 69 posts?!?!

thee sexy will melt computer screens

Actually, I wish I did - I keep meeting up with this "sarramkrop" guy who looks like Glenn Danzig's retarded father, and keeps trying to touch my special places. He also speak with a Glaswegian accent, so I haven't got a fucking clue as to what he's talking about.

I think the real sarram is sitting on a beach somewhere, sipping cocktails and being massaged by a Thai boxer.

I'm already too hot, and on a pill comedown. The hotness of me is not making me want to go to sleep, though. Every time I try, I just want to open my eyes to have a look of my own buttocks.

if only you could somehow have html code inbedded in computers that can turn on kroppys webcam and let people see the sexy

When he's not feeling ultra-sexy, this "sarramkrop" guy keeps trying to pimp me out at gay pubs in Soho. He just wants me to homo-whore for him, so he can take my hard-earned cock money and spend it on more fabulous sexy outfits for him to prance around in.

Do you not think that your sex appeal shoots through the roof when you stand next to me? Many people told me that. I just don't have the time to be in everyone's photographs.

Well of course, and am humbled by such a phenomenon. I just wish you'd tell me these things more often, so it's makes working in the toilets at CXR that much more bearable.

or is it because the photos pixelate cause the camera can't handle the sexy

i'd recommend film, but it melts it, to date camera technology lags in being able to capture the kroppy sexy, hense why kroppyporn cannot be sold, they have to get second rate boytoys to impersonate him other wise there is no way guys could get their wank

I just don't want to damage people by being so hot.

So correct. Sometimes an explicit adult warning just isn't enough.
But let your sexyness be like a triple rainbow shining on SYG :)

oooch

feeling sexy is great.

I think my sexy-feel will go up after this week is over and I've handed in all my assignments and not flunked the year. hopefully.

i've seen gary bushell loitering around the sex shops near my work, i did have to a double take because he does bear a striking resemblence to porky

I was feeling (and looking) real damn sexy this past Halloween.

Too bad my pond lacked hookable fishies.

Take some ecstasy.

is there any other way to earn cock money?

ecstasy is derived from kroppy's brow sweat, sweat from else where is under government secret bio-weapon research under strict watch by MI5

either as a weapon of mass seduction, or a potential cure from castration and cock dismemberment

If there's one person who always welcome to hand my ass to me on a plate, it's the floating-Mensch. Touche, sir, touche.