who's the baby-mommy?

also, this just in:

davesnotdead is gay. he reads people.

I don't read People. Does that mean I'm not gay enough??

As for baby-mommy: Hmmm...could be Martina Navratilova's I suppose!

no no no.

you live in Great Brit.

that's like adding 100 extra gay points.

Ah, thanks for clarifying that fs. Phew, that was a close one!

after this last post, we've been doing some research on yr file over here at the Committee of Gay or Not.

I'm afraid that there are some indiscrepancies that have may have pushed you just over the brink (+100 Gay Brittain points or not).


I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you are...no longer...gay. it was all a filing error. I'm so sorry. there's nothing I can do. they've made their decision. :(



ok. right. who wants to go play football and beat up some queers??!

You must spread some more intergalactic high-rider bass systems around before giving floatingslowly a new Dilithuim crystal bank again.

what about the "Clay-Mates? who wanted his teeny peen in their barely warm coochifritos?

hahahhaha. i want that shirt

it was on the Yahoo front page! it's huge news!

Forward it to 1:14 funny shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyuqT0WQ_rg

Oscar Wilde, is that you?

^^^ that looks more like Willy Wonka's and Liberace's love child.

Willy Wonka is the baby-mama.


stop drooling. yr making a fool of yrself!

oh, you caught me. i'm gayer than synth, aren't i?

i thought you read this



that should be plenty, no?

I'm sorry, but synth isn't gay. he's coming over to watch lesbian porn with me later.

my world has been turned upside down

+10 gay points for suggesting kinky positions.

who?

you are sharp today, sir

God what queers are in this board. Lesbian porn bitches.