I've fantasized about killing you in a variety of ways.

I lol'd at your misfortune. LOL.

I can see that you really like her, and that it bothers you when she hangs out with other boys and you're not there. That makes me sad :(

You're a really fucking bad roommate. As of now, I can say that I hate you.

I really care for you, you know?

your broccoli farts stink

Don't push on me.

You are the last person on earth I would ever EVER want a relationship with...

so why do I?

you'd feel even freer if you said it to their face.


then again, i have NO filter on my mouth, so...

I don't think I'm really a part of the group anymore. And I don't like how you seem to value your schoolwork over your friends, do you not realise we're in Year 11, all you have to do is get a pass mark, next year is the important year.

Stop telling me to cheer up, for fuck's sake!

The one about the tanning? I sure would. But the one I just posted? I'd be a nervous wreck.

I don't care anymore, leave me alone.

please stop trying to make me into something i'm not. i don't need manicures and designer clothes. and stop obsessing about your furniture. you got a dog with a lot of hair, deal with the fact that the hair ends up on your couch.

plus, stop fucking with my father like you do now. you're not making him happy.

Holy shit dude I've been trying to tell my whole grade that for the past year. Sick of people freakin' out about year 11 yearly's.

Don't think I didn't appreciate you guys letting me house-sit (and cat-sit) while you were off jet-setting around the world for two months.

But hey, by week 5 I'd watched all yr DVDs and listened to all yr music. So I got a little nosy. So I went through all your drawers. Didn't expect to find a big blu dildo of all things. You guys cum across as kinda conservative. Sooo, Is it hers or yours?

for the last god damn time, it next to the ironing basket you dumfuck!

it's funny you should say that, I'm bookmarking this thead in case I find a person with no face.

she's no good for you.