Listen to the Ting Tings :D

listen to women
(yes, both)

read a book

Buy me a present.

I'll buy you a used condom.

where can you BUY that?

You buy a new one, then you use it.

ok theres a difference of course, hrhr

Homer: Marge, I'm bored.
Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.

learn to play guitar, you lazy bastard.

First step: step away from the computer

Sundays do suck. I like to get on my bike and ride around town and hope to get hit by a van with the whole family in it coming from church, but still drive like a bunch of assholes.

I mean, I never WANT to get hit by a car (or van) on my bike (bicycle that is...im not cool enough to own a motorcycle), but I figure living in south florida, its going to happen sooner or later. So I would prefer to get hit by a van full of christians, freshly stocked up on their weekly dose of jesus, hopefully get a compound fracture, scar the children for life...then get paid a lot of money for having to deal with the little bit of pain that kicks in between pain killer doses.

But I kind of like pain. Not in like an S&M way, but the kind of pain that you get from injury.



Another good way to avoid boredom that I have recently discovered is Bittorrent. I plan on having every album from every band I have ever listened to. Even if the band sucks. I dont have much to brag about, if anything at all, but nobody has ever said "your music collection sucks."

What does suck though is that I am gonna have to get an external hard drive soon. I will have like 4 gigs left on my hard drive after this next set of torrents finish downloading. I found some 500 gb for around 100-130, but I might just save up a little bit more and get a terabyte. I don't think I would need to buy more memory for a very very long time.

WRONG!

have you considered mashed potato sculpting??

vans_mightkillyou.

just sayin'.

I there a picture of it two weeks later?

let's start a fanclub, will ya?

i thought you were a self-proclaimed photographer, pendejo.

it always grates me when people bitch about being bored. you live in a huge metropolis in one of the richest fucking countries in the planet, you have hundreds of ethnicities and nationalities around you, the universe in the palm of your hand, and you have "nothing to do"?

breaks my balls. you need an ass-kicking.

I will, definately!!!!!!!
but how?

and keep me updated bout the release, I have to own that record!

I wish this was my case. I'd take your ass kicking with clenched teeth.

But nope, I'm the country and stuck here for the time being.

Now you have me craving foreign food you bastard.