You should really check your sarcasm radar.

I have good manners. I just choose not to use them with complete idiots.

I'm sorry porkmarras. I thought this was dedicated to me.

Fuck that. I'm not kissing some sissy bitch from the UK.

sissy bitch? you haven't see him with his riding crop. besides, i have it on good sources that he's pretty hairy ;)

Porkmarras could kick your ass nine ways from Sunday.

9 ways? I'm GANGSTA. Y'all don't know me.

Incidentally, that often includes everyone.

Yes, it does. That is unfortunate.

Have you switched teams yet or what?

Sorry, babe. Not yet.

Prepare to be owned up.

I'm doing the chick phone thing, boys. Not sure I can multitask.

Someone post me the link please, I'm lazy 'n that.

A room isn't created? WTF?

It's there, but I keep freezing.

iSketch is like an orgy. CUM TO ISKETCH, etc.

Thanks boys, that was ultra hot.

Gooey, you WILL be mine. After parole.

Call me as soon as you get off.

Awww, don't tease. It isn't nice.