don't disappoint me.

Eleventy hundred? That's a lot. I'm not sure I could take that many hits of LSD. Although if i put them all in a bowl and mixed in some curry sauce, I could maybe get through them that way. Even so, it's a lot of lsd. But you're sure that taking that amount would cause me to hallucinate?

i'm pretty sure eleventy hundred hits would cause you to hallucinate. but that's what we're going for, right? i'm only trying to help.

Yeah totally, and Mrs Slowly? Will she be hallucinating with us?

you don't want that. it makes his pussy hurt... like real bad.

Oh well in that case, absolutely not. Maybe if you just brought a tape recording of Mrs Slowly breathing. Only if you can remember. It's not essential. It'd be cool if you could though. Oh, and maybe 500 photos of her? CLOTHED!

i should be ok. demonrail666 is sharing stalking duties with me (watch him)

oh wait. are we talking about me or floating? you want to see me naked or floating naked? i get all confusededed on this board. demon... you get whatever you want. but my pussy doesn't hurt. that's the diff.

I only talk to her because I want to be near you.

yes. heartbreak is as bad as they say. :(

my brain is hurting now. you're all talking too much and the noise is freakin (un)bearable.

How could i ever be expected to love a woman that expected me to take eleventy hundred hits of acid? That would be an abusive relationship surely.

i'm forgiving. i just don't forget. did you not read? i promise it won't get abusive until that one thing.

You promise? You said that last time and ... well ... you lied.

this time it's the truth. everyone deserves a second chance. RIGHT?!

OK, but do we have to watch The Exorcist again this time?

not this time. we'll drink kuuuuurs and roll around and fight in the front yard. is that okay?

yes. Do you think Mrs Slowly (aka Floating's mum) would want to join us during this wrestle?

it's entirely possible. i know she's a dirty bitch. but why do you want to ruin my demon time?

ha ha ha!

that time bomb finally went boom!