I once dated a girl whose last name was Guy. I'm possibly the best at resisting name jokes.

Fuck, I have a facebook but I refuse to visit the site beyond email notifications.

facebook is useless shitty twatty shit

Better than myspace.

yeah, facebook is pretty scary, although people usually tell me to put down the bong when i make a point of that.

one of the people on my facebook is the son of a Labour MP, and he's put videos up there of him slapping his cock around a drunk girls face... which makes he in utter idiot on two counts, doing it in the first place and then putting proof of doing so online...

I think Facebook is better than Myspace for "social networking", it's pretty cool if you have a lot of friends on it (feel free to add me btw: just search SyrFox, you'll find me)

Myspace is better than Facebook for music/creation

why do u keep on comparing Myspace and Assbook?
Myspace is excellent for all things music-related, although it does look abit old; Virb is the same with better-looking interface, but a lot less people on it.
Assbook is not even good for my ass. It's good for wasting time and brain.
"greedrex sent a you a flower with a filthy camembert and yr new friend is a German pedophile"
whatever

i have a fuckbook and i have like a 100 invites to play shit games that i haven't even acknowledge.

i check it every few months though...fuck, i have to check it again today because i need to send some crap to a friend because it's her birthday, so i'm breaking my record.

What's facebook?

As someone said above, facebook is allright if you have "real friends" on it, meaning, your mates, people you hang out with. Like, when me and my friends organise some event (go somewhere for a weekend or so), we hardly call each other anymore ... we get everything set up through facebook which is miles faster and more comfortable.
But, it's not that cool if you add someone who's not from your inner circle of friends. Example ... SyrFox always drops some French comments on his mates' pics that I don't have the slightest fucking clue about. (not that I'd would not enjoy having added you Aurelien, just ... you know what I'm talking about ) :)

Moms on facebook and myspace are the worst because they're almost always

facebook sucks.

myspace sucks less, but just ecause of the bands and the music available for access.

msn messenger ftw.

seriously, fuck social networking sites

it just makes me angry about the amount of twats i know

i honestly don't know what the fuck facebook is and i don't know anyone on it. well, I'm sure I know people who are on it but I don't know anyone in real life who has ever said anything about it in my presence so who knows .

facebook is a shitty social networking site for white students

if you ask me, social networking sites should actually DECREASE the amount of "self-expression" they allow

myspace is the worst contender, stupid awful layouts on every page

My myspace pages are always really blank. Well, not the Robe. one but I don't run that.

I think myspace should auto-ban people with all the weird flashy graphics and shit on every page.

That's why I don't use it. It's amazing how many people don't realize you can't read a fucking thing with that background. And if you have so many pictures that your page needs to scroll to the side, you should be banned from the internet.

scissor shock influences...

Huh? That has nothing to do with the design of a page. It's just text.