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o'connor 07.14.2008 07:09 PM

no he should dump the bitch. and fuck either her sister or mother. or both! or if you have naked pictures of her post them online. that always get's there attention and makes them feel like the whores that they are.

!@#$%! 07.14.2008 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor
because that's what bitches do. i don't consider myself a misoginist (spelling?), but i do believe that a good majority of women are lying whore cunt rags. i learned a phrase when i was 16 and i've stuck by it since "never trust anything that walks around bleeding for 7 days and doesn't die". you need to go out and fuck some hot chick. trust me, it'll make you feel better.


gimme a fucking break-- you've never fucked around on anyone? then maybe you just haven't been presented with the opportunity. i personally think that we men are much more "lying whore cuntrags" or, as the expression says, "dogs" than women.

genetically, women have more to gain from monogamy than us seed-spreading nutsacs.

what i mean is-- you're full of shit, son.

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor
because that's what bitches do. i don't consider myself a misoginist (spelling?), but i do believe that a good majority of women are lying whore cunt rags. i learned a phrase when i was 16 and i've stuck by it since "never trust anything that walks around bleeding for 7 days and doesn't die". you need to go out and fuck some hot chick. trust me, it'll make you feel better.


You are Peter Sotos and I claim my free copy of the collected works of the Marquis De Sade.

Otherwise, what !@#$%! said (you alright, senor?)

o'connor 07.14.2008 08:10 PM

sounds like the ramblings of a whore sympathizer too me.

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor
sounds like the ramblings of a whore sympathizer too me.


Yeah, I'm a whore symapthiser. I'm also a faggot. Do you want to put in your five cents on that, too?

o'connor 07.14.2008 08:13 PM

i don't have any problems w/ homosexuals. one of my best friends is gay. he's cool as shit. i was the first one he "came out" too.

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:15 PM

Well, I can't argue with your attitude towards the gays, at least.

Cantankerous 07.14.2008 08:18 PM

i love it when people are like "i'm not a homophobe/racist/whatever! i have gay/black/whatever friends!"


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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
gimme a fucking break-- you've never fucked around on anyone? then maybe you just haven't been presented with the opportunity. i personally think that we men are much more "lying whore cuntrags" or, as the expression says, "dogs" than women.

genetically, women have more to gain from monogamy than us seed-spreading nutsacs.

what i mean is-- you're full of shit, son.

men are assholes. filthy, lazy, occasionally retarded assholes.

mine lives in fear that i will cut his balls off if i catch him fucking around.



lee, go fuck a chick that's way hotter than your girlfriend (i haven't seen your girlfriend so i don't mean anything by that, you get the idea)
cuz you're fiiiiiine, boy.

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i love it when people are like "i'm not a homophobe/racist/whatever! i have gay/black/whatever friends!"


If I wasn't so, er, less than sober, I'd kiss you for that (and then you'd put out a restraining order on me, I'm sure). How you keeping, anyway?

Men are assholes for sure (me included), but, er I guess that's why I love 'em.

Misogyny = FAIL.

Anngella 07.14.2008 08:23 PM

Humans are assholes.

Falcon Punch her face.

Cantankerous 07.14.2008 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
If I wasn't so, er, less than sober, I'd kiss you for that (and then you'd put out a restraining order on me, I'm sure). How you keeping, anyway?

Men are assholes for sure (me included), but, er I guess that's why I love 'em.

Misogyny = FAIL.

i'm just fiiiiiine
eating some candy that i bought at the airport like six weeks ago.

gay men > straight men


really if women had cocks i would just be a lesbian. and no, strap ons ain't gonna cut it.

o'connor 07.14.2008 08:25 PM

you people crack me up. :)

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:27 PM

Cantanky - I was at a couple of gay places tonight, including one I've not been to before, which were well nice. Ended up talking a load of crap about music, and smoking far too many ciggies. There was a really cute guy there tonight, but he was so good-looking that there's no way he would have been interested in me :(

o'connor 07.14.2008 08:32 PM

i may be a "woman hater", but my point holds very true to this thread. she cheated, so therefore she is a lying whore cunt rag. she proved my point right. and the starter of the thread agrees w/ me so that's all tha really matters.

Cantankerous 07.14.2008 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Cantanky - I was at a couple of gay places tonight, including one I've not been to before, which were well nice. Ended up talking a load of crap about music, and smoking far too many ciggies. There was a really cute guy there tonight, but he was so good-looking that there's no way he would have been interested in me :(

oh, come on, you've got to be loads more interesting than most of the people there!

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:43 PM

Ah yeah, you're right, y'know. I still suffer from shyness sometimes, which is a drag. Maybe you should fly over and kick my Limey ass around - that'd sort me out ;) Still, a great way to spend a Monday nite/Tuesday morning.

Cantankerous 07.14.2008 08:45 PM

nah i don't deal in ass kickery, really, just common sense.

no reason to be shy, even though i've got no room to talk.

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:48 PM

Girls and gays chatting about stuff = Win

Peter Sotos impressionists = FAIL

!@#$%! 07.14.2008 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
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Otherwise, what !@#$%! said (you alright, senor?)


ha ha of course man, thanks.

just busy i guess. this is shameful, i know. but you know american maniacs...

MellySingsDoom 07.14.2008 08:58 PM

Yeah, I know mate (hence me mentioning P Sotos). I'm going to have to get some sleep in a sec - take it easy, mister, and once again, wise words, sir.


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