That's only because the sewers are too full and can't cope with overcrowding. Just like filthy, desperate rats only come out when famine is striking too hard, morons are driven to the sunlight because of desperation.

Or else they come out because the environment is now less hostile. Maybe we're making the morons feel a little too welcome.

you nazi bastard.

you mean clean freak.

you fast-quoter.

Moronic creatures equipped with a more developed immune system slyly took over control of certain aspects of society which is making it way more easy for them to survive in the daylight. They don't wear the man's clothes and don't necessarily smile too easily, yet they are a lethal breed if you're not quick to spot them early on.

"We come in droves."

Moron.

David Stubbs once referred to the Butthole Surfers as "the moronic Inferno". Still apt, I think, for the "informed moron/dunced out" Weltanschauung.

Your average pond-life twat needs to meet with the business end of a baseball bat, both heavily and often.

i think you mean "morlocks", you moron.

I think that your picture was meant to, like, show at one point, you moronic moron.

man up and pay for dsl, you dialup moron.

here's more morlocks, from the public wikipedia for morons:




morlocks!

anyway-- only morons who can't read need pictures!

i know im abusing the exclamation point there. hm... maybe this whole moron business is contagious...

I can't believe the amount of rampant Morlockphobia on this board. You people disgust me all.

i disgust me already, so i'm not surprised.

If you're the right age, you're smiling right now. Go on, hum the song. Aaaaaand the morons are gone.

I'll say one more thing - I'd much rather go to a party full of morons than intelligent people. Say what you like about morons, but they throw the best parties.