I am very in love with a girl who broke up with me two days ago. Hence my return to the forum.

I'm not sure whether I'm in love or not. I'm a bit confused about it those days. The sure fact about it is that I don't sleep well anymore.

well that sucks man. sorry to hear it

love is weird. especially at first when you don't want to let whoever it is that you love have a moment to themselves to pee or something.
so basically you'll know you love them for real when you can let them pee alone.

hahahahh!

Don't buy into that. I pee with people I don't love all the time.

yeah. sorry, i didn't take my meds today.

Me in love at the moment? Nope, only with my right hand, hur hur hur.

and that's only to make your left hand jealous, isn't it u slag.

i'm in love with myself
mysellfffffff
my beautiful seeelllfffffff

wait until you fall out of lov with yrself and have to break up with yrself.

it will fucking SUCK

i know. and then i'll have to pee without myself.

ahh, but wil yrself miss yrself's morning farts?

probably not.

though you can always tolerate youyr own

No.

porks, are you not in love by personal choice or some sort pf misanthropy, or have you not found someone worthy of yr love?

I don't know. It worries me a little how little interest in love or relationships I have now compared to, say, 2 years ago. I can't claim to be unhappy because of that 'cause I am feeling very good generally. Maybe that will change.

Sex is great, though!

Hell yeah. The left hand's a frigid bitch, anyway.

Good save.