I meant strict with pink handcuffs.

Well as long as you don't end up like this.

You think I would?
(Don't worry about it).

yes we don't need a whiner if this family is going to be in the showbiz.

I wouldn't be a whiner.
I'll be a wino. Like Mrs.Robinson.
Although, she was more for a martini or scotch.

can i be the distant air cousin?

What are you gonna do for it?

get really wasted at drunk uncle porkmarras wedding and mack on my hot distant air cousins

so with flooz as mom and ✌➬ as the slutty teenager, that leaves me, girlgun and jeezuz christo open for the dad spot.

considering the fact that my luck is blackcat13 style, this sounds like the death knell of my sex life.

then again, with the J-man as a dad, I might be able to lure in some naughty catholic girls.

Girlgun will be the dad since you are very much a wimp, and Jesus will die young.

so, if J-dawg is my brother, and he is the son of gawd.....wow. I feel a messiah complex coming on.

honestly though, all I care about is how I'm going to be able to get it on.

I'm going out cruising for chicks just as soon as I'm done listening to the noises coming from behind our parent's door.

PS: yr a fucking slut.

Wimp.

Once upon a time.......

NO WAY. I want a HOT husband, ok?
Ezpecially for noise makin' time.

Initiated.