you fucking bastard.

everytime you do that I lose 15 minutes of my life.

I'd rather fuck a chick while she's wearing her panties.

does it take you so long? are you on antidepressants?

I'm at work, you sick fuck!!

I save the data to replay at a later time.

the problem lies in not being able to look away.

sick fuck?

i wasn't the one selling his mother on the internet

anyway, too much talking

use this and see panties in privacy

she was just out of jail and I needed the drug money. :cool:

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why do they have tv's at amerika restaurants?!

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nothing is wrong with that album. I just kind of wanted a t shirt with something else on it other than the album cover. :P

omfg so after the FIRST POST it went to panties and asses?

jebus. I just want a freaking janes addiction/porno for pyros shirt. :mad: :(

I'd totally trade my panties for the t shirt btw. but the t shirt would have to be posted and received first. like payment.

fine. but post pictures first to see how much effort they are worth. time travel is not easy, nor cheap.

keep the panties (that's not my kink).

http://cgi.ebay.com/PORNO-FOR-PYROS-MINT-93-T-SHIRT-XL-JANES-ADDICTION_W0QQitemZ290197389264QQihZ019QQcategoryZ 104986QQcmdZViewItem

I'm more interested in what it feels like to come back after fifteen years of cryogenic stasis.

Try it and tell us.

only 15 years?

pussy.

Well, that appears to be the figure for phoenix, if my calculations are correct. I just wanted to know what it felt like.

travel at near light speed is a much safer and more effecient method of high speed forward time travel....

just sayin'



...and if you want to go 15 years into the future instead of thousands, just go to the store and back instead of circling jupiter. i've done it myself... i was born in 1974, but i'm really only 23 (turn 24 in february...) ...when i was 12 in 1986, i decided to fast forward to the middle of the tech bubble - 1996 in atlanta where the olympics were being held that year... to assimilate into the future and work out a way to convincingly impersonate a 22 year old, i found work as a translator at the conciegre desk of the hotel where all the International Olympic Committee delegates were staying - initially passing myself off as a 68 year old belgian national with a rare genetic disorder... a former colleague who i'd ripped off when he wanted to purchase my technology perfected his own method of travel and tried to kill me with a small bio-explosive charge. his calculations were off, and instead he blew up a bench in a nearby park... the fbi, perplexed by the residue left at the scene, which looked and smelled like the inside of a cockroach and was unlike any explosive they'd ever seen, pinned it on Eric Rudolph - a political dissident they'd been trying to silence for years. i later made millions on coca-cola and palm stock. ...true story.

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