i will totally be your hag, but you may have to fight my gay boyfriend.

Don't worry gay people don't scare me.

me either! well the drag queens do a little... they're always fucking up my hair.

They think you are a man that is why they do what they do.

I've always wanted to meet a drag queen. Someday..

Hello. My name is Rita. I work in the local shop.

I snorted my own pride once. Better than swallowing it.

once i woke up and decided taking an earring out would be a good idea. so i held it over my head after taking it out and it fell into my nostril. i was scared.

no... i think they liken me to dolly parton.

Sex shop? Can you get me a discount on vibrators? That'd be lovely, darling.

I bet it's the huge knockers.

indeed and (previous) big blonde hair. now with the dark hair i get.... "young wanda jackson"

i'm a fucking drag queen magnet.

Yeah, I heard about this guy who ate a bunch of hot wings, then licked his girlfriend's nkui7n. You can imagine how the story ends.

Walking down the garden, as a teenager, I once bumped into an insect. The silly fly went straight up my nostril. My nose hummed two seconds before I expelled the intruder.

on a dare i tried smoking a cig with the filter shoved up my nose. didn't make it past the second drag.