Tbf, your talk about a cashless society has something. However, your belief that all democrats (never republicans) are nothing more than a gaggle of pedos wanting to strangle every bit of freedom is clearly nonsense.

As for touching myself gladly thank you.


It's a role I take with a heavy heart but accept it's needed.

oh, don't get me wrong, I think that she is a valued part of this community, as is everyone who drives posts.

sometimes I just think her idears are a lil kooky.

I’ve not seen that, but I’m getting Sarah Silverman on ice vibes from her janky movements. I reckon that years of exposure to Facebook chemtrails might also explain why she gets so excitable.

Tesla, I know her and she isn’t kidding. Who will be the sperm doner to you lovely ladies, and your freerange brood?

(((Pick me pick me)))

I took a stand for human extinction in my early twenties.

The early 20’s are a terrible time to make decisions. Do you mean to tell me that you’ve never had the desire to see little SpaceReichlings to follow in Das Boots?

Shush you, Handsome Clone is very attractive, and soooo very smooth. Everyone knows old lesbians never shave their entire bodies like he does. :)

I found a video of gast/plips/flots online!! https://youtu.be/tS27pVDQXPs

You did it. You found us!

Who is phips though?

The dude who used to draw the spiderman comic thing - used to bang on about the people on the ween forum accusing him of being a reet' wrong 'un. He started off kinda ok before eventually pulling a gast, clogging up the place with insane nonsense. P-lips or summat..

Deezel, please stop trying to confuse people into believing that I have a massive sockpuppet army. It’s just me, space, Phoenix, ink., and that prick glice. I bet you had no idea that I never left Oklahoma City, never really married a smexxy yung Australasian, or had a version 3.0 created in my image. Well, maybe YOU did. Maybe you know that I’m really posting from a truck stop bathroom on I35 as I pay my way out from soul crushing amerikkkan debt servicing the long haul drivers??? Maybe you know. Maybe you know because you are me??? Have you considered that? Fucking consider that.

What the fuck have I walked into?

Cover your eyes, young lady. Cover them NOW.

It's the sort of thing where you know you should look away, but you can't...

I know that it can be confusing, and that you are relatively new around here, but I’ll share a little secret: diesel and operator are the same person. Operator is the female persona, while diesel is the butch male.

I bet you did marry an Austriasian, and I bet her name is adolf isn't it? Has all the Lumberjacking-off in the Canadian outback gone to your head. Just you and your sick sock puppet "friends" such as Tesla, and swa(heeley) to keep you company on Neighbours street.

Prisoner cell block H?! More like prisoner SYG!

Don’t you dare accuse me of being Canadian. Twice a fucking week I get asked. It’s my Texas-meets-the-commonwealth accent that I now have that does it, and it makes me want to suicide.

Speaking of Swah, did you know that she and Sonic Gail did a thing? I sa(w) it unfold on facebooks.

Not sure whether to believe this. Are you trying to hack my account or what?! My post count has gone and now my avatar is gone ffs..is this the end? My beautiful friend. ..Or am I just using the Doors lyrics as a subliminal mind-fuck?

Ain't fair swa(nker). Why can't I get any action here?! Darn these skinny butch feminist wrists

Over a decade ago (has it been so long, my dearest friends), I believed that you were a fan of Diesel brand clothing, and only later became clued into the fact that it was your favorite huff.

I can’t answer your second part, as I’ve never experienced that problem. For some reason, despite the fact that I look like a pale bloated troglodyte, the finest example of human fauna sees fit to lay next to me. I’m an idiot, have no penis to speak of, a wafting stench, and skin sores that cover my entire body. How could this be, that a rather attractive, yet slovenly drunkard such as yourself, couldn’t find one (or three) willing to take your seed upon her belly??????

I think I owned one diesel brand t-shirt :) I may or may not have plagiarised the name from someone on a Ghostface Killah forum in 98'. Sincerity, ugh. I'm gan t' bed now with my missus - operat(ion) wolf. We've been together since the arcade of the same name came out coincidentally. Sweet dreams bumble bug, don't catch owt embarrassing from those trucker girlfriends of yours.