He did kill her

Pity

A woman who is not afraid to be feminate but also doesn't look like she's trying to hard to get noticed either. Sexy and understated in other words. I'm tired of the tomboy look, I like a girl who wants to appear attractive, at least for me, but that doesn't mean she wears a pound of make-up and has to wear the tightest tops and shortest skirts either.

I just look for that

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I love you :(:(:(

Someone who has dinner on the table and never questions me for the love of god.

Well, I've got to be attracted to her for one.
Some one smart.
Funny.
I like spontanious.
Some one who is willing to try anything.

As far as looks I have a big thing for black hair and green eyes. Oh and I like small girls.

Open(-minded).
Aesthetical.
Compassionate to the overwhelming majority but certainly not hysterical.
Seeks cultural adventure.
Has a yearnin' for learnin'.
Neither overweight nor underweight.
Reasonably adjustable.
Thoughtful and innovative.
Humorous.
Petite.
Takes pride in her appearance whilst being attractive.
Green eyes (simply because of the Huskers' song).
Preferably not Caucasian (I'm not racist about my own kind, I just seldom meet white girls who are more than mildly attractive).

Artistic
Pretty eyes
Athiest/agnostic
Pot hheeeaaadddd
Smoker (this one doesnt really matter, but a smoker doesn't mind a smoker so much haha)
Loves all animals
They have to be fairly open minded too
And I refuse to date a country fan
Also, I like em thin.
AND THEY CAN'T BE AN ASS

Everyone here has high demands.

I just look for a girl i can have a laugh with.

I'd most likely date the next girl who offers who only fills the critera open-minded and attractive. A very ideal lass would fit them all though. She most definitely doesn't exist. =/

well i didn't want to come off as a chauvanist pig by just saying "mostly titties" like i had planned on.

i did this once...she was black, too. a black country fan...who had tasted dog food.

she's a lesbian now.

Don't worry. We all know now.

I've tasted dog food, multiple times haha (in my younger years) :o Let's just make it clear that it was DRY dog food, not wet.

how young are we talking? she brought a bag to high school and proceeded to get her munch on.

well i may as well go back and edit the post now, so i don't get pegged as a tit-mongering liar, huh?

Ew.
I was like 4 or 5.
Also, I think I ate a kibble a couple months back on a dare for a couple bucks. People are pussies, it's not that bad, just dry as hell.

Cute.