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king_buzzo 05.08.2007 04:44 AM

blablahblahblahblah blah. BLAH.

You guys are boring today. Someone POST.

Toilet & Bowels 05.08.2007 04:46 AM

if this forum is boring you why don't you try another one?

king_buzzo 05.08.2007 04:47 AM

Because this one is the most fun. It's boring now because no one is posting.

And all my other ones are boring as hell, no one is posting anything.

!@#$%! 05.08.2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
where i come from, we use the word masturbation sometimes to decribe someone who is saying or doing utterly stupid, pointless things, or fools around. and on some occasions, for longer than the rest can bear, time. usually he/she is aware of it, other times, not. sometimes can be funny, others boring.
so, cant help but thinking of intellectual masturbation, as an endless, monologue, rant of person who likes to be percieved as an intellectual. you know the type. other people are only listening to him/her.


is that like an "intellectual malaka" or just the vanilla kind??? :D

Glice 05.08.2007 12:41 PM

It surprises me greatly that a Goldsmith's student doesn't know what intellectual masturbation is. Have you had your eyes gouged out and your ears stuck in a blender Mr & Bowels?

atari 2600 05.08.2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
It surprises me greatly that a Goldsmith's student doesn't know what intellectual masturbation is. Have you had your eyes gouged out and your ears stuck in a blender Mr & Bowels?


Don't be surprised, Glice, because this thread is merely a parody of another thread from yesterday:
What exactly IS the avant-garde?

(notice the capitalized "IS")
So you see, this thread isn't "surprising" at all (T&B often posts junk) once you know the deal. I know you've been absent for awhile. It's good to see you around again.

Glice 05.08.2007 03:54 PM

Aren't all threads parodies of better sense? Or did I miss a memo?

atari 2600 05.08.2007 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Aren't all threads parodies of better sense? Or did I miss a memo?


Naw, you're just missing a few too many brain cells and are a bit too quick to kiss the ass of a bunch of idiots in a vainglorious attempt at humor.

atari 2600 05.08.2007 03:57 PM

humour

excuse me

(or is that "humor me")?

Glice 05.08.2007 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Naw, you're just missing a few too many brain cells and are a bit too quick to try and kiss the ass of a bunch of idiots in a vainglorious attempt at humor.


A fly on the wall of my days at the Conservative club.

This is an example of your legendary dry wit that is the talk of all the message boards in Christendom...?

atari 2600 05.08.2007 04:00 PM

No, it's not humor. Wish it were though.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.08.2007 04:04 PM

I'm more of an intellectual rapist. I talk to people dumber than me and use my poor grasp of scientific and philosophical concepts to make myself look much more educated and sophisticated and make them feel like a simpleton.

pbradley 05.08.2007 04:04 PM

"In Christendom"?

Man, that sure smacks of irony in such a thread.

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 04:06 PM

If you count the amount of wankers who posted on this thread in a serious manner, you'd get a rough idea of the answer to the original question.

!@#$%! 05.08.2007 05:34 PM

i just came back from john long silver's and to paraphrase that lady from vagina power, my testicles are full of hot sperm. who wants it? :D :p

im going to have an intellectual masturbation right here on this thread.

hmm.... virginia woolf... marie curie... oh yeah baby...

margaret mead...!!!


 

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

im going to have an intellectual masturbation right here on this thread.







If you could imagine what my cheeky but lovely smile looks like, you'd also understand why i don't think that you're ever short of sperm.

!@#$%! 05.08.2007 05:42 PM

ha ha ha

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 05:45 PM

I never ever laughed at one of my own posts, but that took me to another internet level.

Toilet & Bowels 05.08.2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
It surprises me greatly that a Goldsmith's student....



st.martin's



PS. people of the universe come, and see my degree show and you will be to gaze upon an array of appaling to mediocre art from europe's most famous art school. central saint martins college, charing cross road, london, around the 1st of june i believe.

sarramkrop 05.08.2007 07:23 PM

st.martin's is not the most famous art college in europe. That's what they write on the sunday papers in england.


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