Rick Moody

Gandhi.

Cardinal Rob - Love the "Wecker And Parasite" signature pic..."What the hell was THAT?!"

Jack Kerouac, he seems to have seen a great deal of beauty in almost everything. If anyone could make my life sound deep and interesting, it's him.

DAMN! yesssssssssssssssssssssss

hello xenu...

it's a trap!

Lou Reed

Yogi Berra

ha ha ha, excellent

david sedaris

Vonnegut. I'd love to be made fun of

James Frey. He'd add enough stuff to make my life seem a little interesting.



But really though...Capote?

bill o'reily

john cleese.

Roger Hargreaves, previously the biographer of such luminarires as Mr Tickle and Mr Bump.

Stephen King

since my life is pretty boring

Myself. Cause I'm awesome

Jackie Collins, so she could insert a few more sex scenes than have actually occured.