I can't reach it.

not that i would ever grant you that sort of satisfaction.

Sure.

hahaha. im laughing my ass off reading these few pages.



ha.ha.

Me too.There's nothing better than getting up for work and start the week by winding people up on the internet.

i aim to entertain.

Just another ordinary day at the office. *yawn*

I take everything I said earlier back. Don't hurt me.

Danny, don't be bothered by him. He wears a mask to hide his sissy face.

Actually I do it to irritate the redheaded, cheaply dressed kiddo.^

Cheap dressed???? Excuse me, sir. I'm wearing a 150 dollar blazer right now along with 50 dollar jeans and a 30 dollar sweater.

what have i told you about opinions?

Believe it or not, this was actually a recording session and we eventually released the track. This was in Kindred, North Dakota on my bandmate's family ranch. Gorgeous place. I think it's the only part of North Dakota featuring trees, hills and water all in one area.

thats actually pretty cheap, son

See! That got your attention. My mask costs bugger all. It's my lovers unwashed woolen stockings, and I look and smell hotter than you.

north dakota is BEAUTIFUL

I'm sorry but I'm not a rich kid. This is all I can afford. It sucks, you know, having to buy your own shit and pay for your own school, car insurance, gas, etc. I wish I was a corporate whore like you.

so hot, want to touch the hiney

Doubtful. Highly doubtful. When I'm cleaned up I'm a damn fine looking person.