you get your teeth in yet?

i will change your diapers for the rest of eternity.

Aaaw, you're good to me you are. Don't know where I'd be wivout ya.

in the old folk's home, most likely.

yay
thx to this thread
i was bad repped for the first time
congrats to my own bad self
i've been bad
spank me
biatch

"it's not a twat thread until i'm here, don't forget me. oh wait..."

Shut up twat

We already know you're a twat Jupitus, you don't have to wear a Tenacious D T shirt to prove it even more.

I dunno what's up with this goose's face, but he sure is a twat:

The oracle of twat



"I think I'm so special that I have to make my records absurdly over-priced or entirely unattainable" Yes, yes you do, you twat!



"I think a 9 hour opera is a good idea". Twat!



"Lower-case improv is not a musical dead-end" Yes it is, y'twat!

god. the twatage in here is fucking phenomenal.

A rare misfire there Usher. Forsyth is nobody's twat.

Now THIS cunt is different matter entirely. About as funny as a Romanian orphanage:

don't know how many people in this board know him but:



"ripping off agnostic front and sucking the cock of every metalcore band in the u.s. can take a twat really far"

(this picture is perfect, he's even wearing a fear factory shirt!)

speaking of which:



"at the end of the day, it doesn't matter that all the people i've been in bands with in my life hate me with all their guts, that justin broadrick thinks i'm a moron for stealing his shit or that i have to pay 5 times as much at the strip club to let me in and not get close to the strippers; what matter is that a 7 string guitar loves a twat".

Did you know that Wayne Sleep is actually Latin for short-arsed effeminate twat? you do now!

Hmm, are you sure you won't reconsider?, maybe this will help:


http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/communities/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1&d=118391165 4

"I just wanna break stuff!"

Ok, Twat, let's start with your face.

The face of godawful gay "disco":

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/55971...4831B75F48EF45

"i'm a nazi twat, aryan pride!!!!...parole board? lawyer? where?...hmmm...no, i did not say that! i was never a nazi, i love everybody, for odin's sake! let me out so i can meet with my terrorist buddies...i mean, orticulturist buddies, yes! yes! that's it"

You must buy more copies of the "Lord Of Chaos" book before goosestepping round to Everyneurotic's crib again.