Marry me.

you don't mind being part of an alien sex cult do you?

I promise it's light on the aliens and heavy on the sex.

(uniforms will be provided at the door)

Following the Spanish them:

Tanky, where'd you find your tee? I need to replace my 1975 version. Badly!

As long as the cast from the X-Files is there.

a secondhand/vintage shop. i think it was $12.

for cankers

haha looks like i got all the negative traits of that one.


and for you,

ha ha

blow me a kiss!

seeya

that made me cry, but I'm not telling anybody. :(

ok. gotta run.

For canyons:



And one for Python fans:

!!! I love toothpaste for dinner, and I love GY!BE, so naturally I love that image.

For Josh:



Everyone's favorite dog

I've been waiting my entire fucking life for this!!

Real Ghostbusters-The Complete Series on DVD!!!! Out September 1st!
https://www.timelife.com/webapp/wcs/...opP1EEYNs1wmnw

Holy fuck, $162 bucks? Jesus christ.

For Cantanky :

 

that's perfect. thanks!

Extremely weird but in a good way ... yeah, I guess it fits for our old lady :)

that one's the most accurate out of that whole list. other than silly.

It would be the most accurate if it were spelled right.

Yeah, it's steep, but almost totally worth it. I'll collect cans or something.

TO ALL THE SKRONK FANATICS

Thurston looks likes a Man-Hamster right there.

"estremely"

a chola wrote that shit, eseeeeeeeee.

I have never heard a more accurate description in my life.

to terriblecanyons




cripple fight.

If only the lady on the bicycle would have shouted that Thurston was a man-hamster.

To cantanky:

how is it possible that they're playing footsies, they're cripples?!?!

I wish I knew. But it's still an awesome shirt.

For Hayden

To EMMAh:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sonic Youth 37 again.

I know you want to lick one.

I could win a lot of money that way.

I laugh at anyone who would pay to see something so normal.

Normal to me anyways.

You should find some people who don't know you very well, act really afraid of rats, and get them to pay you to lick them.

I could probably clear $250 a night going around to parties and rat licking.

"Hey dude, give me $5 and I'll lick this rat."
"You're on!!!"
*I lick rat*
"Dude!! This guy just totally licked that rat."
*applause*

I'd pay to see that and not out of any fetish interests but pure entertainment. It's too bad the USD is worth shit, your canadian dollars aren't so bad after all.

How about letting a rat lick inside your mouth? Good money in that?

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