"i scare parents and religious people because i'm a twat".



twats with botox.

I'd hate to put him in here since I love his music, but his twatty personality is a totally different story.

Oh, shit. When they said skinny ties were the in thing, I thought they meant skinny Thais. What a twat I am!!"

living la vida concha.



"la smugness mia doesn't know limites!!! soy un twat!"

Shut up about fuckin cheese you twat:

"Hello there, my name is Dave Grohl and I'm quite possibly the most boring man in the history of Rock music. You'll know my excruciatingly dull band The Foo fighters though, because MTV plays it at least every fifteen minutes." Twat!

Ponce!

"i'm such a bad boy! i can't stop talking about how much of an irish twat i am"



"on my way to receive the 'best twat' award"



"if sappy drama movies were twat-meassuring units, you'd be looking at the biggest"

Idiot rich twat:

And this one wants stabbing too.

"being an unfunny twat is serious business"



"being an unfunny twat is serious business (and yes, we multiply)"

Too fuckin' right. The bastards called Bear, for fuck sake. Why couldn't he have just been called Darren like any normal person. I know what I'd be doing with that shovel if I had it, that's for fuckin' sure. What a ball bag.

Well in that case I'm going to stab his brother:

"the real magic is that there's people who actually think i'm not a big twat".

Marry me cantankerous!