I really get now what you were talking about

Ah, you need to keep 'em peeled, my mate - my friend's wife is Chinese, and she is both gorgeous and super-intelligent.

I was just thinking about when my old pen pal added me on MSN and all I would say to her is, "Eat you family." ahah.

Made a thread about her somewhere (she was fucked, or else I wouldn't have said anything like that to her) but yeah, I can't find the thread on here or KR)

Night to y'all.
I'm in an urgent need of a high-quality sleep. It's been a long day today.

becoming one of those seems to be impossible- there was this whole thing somewhere about how china only picked girls with specific measurements, including the distance between eyes. it was a neat read.

one of the chinese gymnasts was super adorable. maybe it was in part to her probably being twelve, but every time she saluted the judges i couldn't help but want to squeeze her cheeks.

vegas fucking SUCKS.

my two cents.

still, have fun there, crypto. i'd go just to party contigo.

the yellow skivvies are the best part of that.

how sick is that

that's fucking disgusting.

I agree. What the hell?

man

^^^An obvious Photoshop job, but still racist drivel.

I believe that, look at them.




They all look identical (and I'm not saying that in the, "Der der all Chinese people look the same." kind of way.

but really well done....technically

AAAAAH CORY IS IN HERE!!!!!!! in manhattan!!!

im so happy now

I could use some speed hypnosis. I need to do some convincing at the moment.

Uh oh. Date rape!

I've been hypnotised twice. A not unpleasant but very odd experience.

so it does actually work?

Yes, do tell.


Nope, not exactly haha.

For me, yes - but I believe I'm susceptible to that sort of suggestion. For other people, it simply does not work. Imagine being totally aware of what's going on, but not being able to do anything about it, just following the next command/suggestion...

that's a bunch of fucking bullshi......ALL HAIL HIMSELF LORD AND MASTER OF DARKNESS ETERNAL!!!!

Melly, that's weird. So, did you give up some dirt or what?

When my mom is watching the Olympics, she makes random comments about it every two seconds. She knows I'm not listening, but insists on doing it anyway. Drives me crazy.

EMMAh - no, but I did think I had X-Ray specs - a VERY interesting experience :D :D. I also regressed to a five-year old (so gaining a lot of maturity, hur hur hur).

Fffuuckked up.

You better not be pulling my leg.

Me no lie, Kemosabe :)

Toby Keith has endorsed Obama.

cory? a friend cory or your scenester twin cory kennedy?

...
a friend cory

i;m in ny and no one is making a fuss about it.

i would be making a fuss if you were there on the 30th and i was!

catank- yeah, weird question, but i was reading something about her today and it reminded me of you.

um well i'm not really into dropping names but
yeah it's that cory

oh, wicked.

yeah, tell me about it!! i'm leaving before xiu xiu with prurient and sy.

gah, you need to see xiu xiu and hug jamie stewart for me!

So, 5 hours later, a double espresso and 2 Redbulls in less than an hour turned out to be a bad idea.