but I, as a fan of both series, enjoyed them. So then wouldn't that mean that they had a point? To amuse me?

Pretty good, bit soppy though. 3/5

Cashback made me want to vomit! I hate watching mopey shitheads whine about their girlfriends. Haha.

That looks really intresting, is it a silent?,good soundtrack?...

"What happened to him?"

"He was shot in the eyes."

"Oh, he's blind?"

"No, he's dead."

"Oh yeah, cause they go right through..."

Haha, I love it, Woody Allen in Broadway Danny Rose, though it sounds like it would be a line from an old Steve Martin movie.

It's got a really awesome soundtrack. Really droney. I think this came out in 1983... the director spent 5 years on it. His only film. Here you go:

http://www.ubu.com/film/bokanowski_angel.html

It's pretty hard to find. I got it on dvd but it's a bootleg of course.

untitled star wars mockumentary - 8/10
http://www.archive.org/details/The_U...s_Mockumentary

absolutely brilliant. Damon Packard is probably one of the best directors alive today.

mindbending

Cheers for the link,but i don't think i can get ubu in Japan. I think it's got a Japan only dvd release tho,so will look out for it!.

jcvd - 5/10

pretty dull except for this scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0k61WJXizw

Ran. It was the first Kurosawa film I've seen and holy shit! If any of this dudes other films are as good as or better than this, then he might be the supreme master of film. Which I guess people who know better have already acknowledged. I'm just pumped to find another awesome director whose whole oeuvre I've yet to go through. Fuck yeah!

And I saw Ugetsu before that. Better than Citizen Kane.

And I watched Gummo before that. Loved the scene in the kitchen.

Desperate Living

subconscious cruelty - 9/10

Easily the most visually insane movies ever...

Foreign^

No. Canadian.

9/10

anybody seen the new flick featuring van damme?
I recently saw a poster of this and there were good quotes from more or less good german movie magazines printed on it. and van damme looks like he got cancer...kinda like a real actor.
I thinking bout renting it, but I am afraid of loosing my ass-virginity while doing...so yes, anybody seen it so far?

Ahah! So it is foreign.

I mentioned it on the last page. JCVD right? It's really boring, tired, and dull except for a 6 minute scene where he talks directly into the camera.

No jackie chan movie has shit on Double Impact.

Currently watching I-BE AREA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR4sH...eature=related

Most bizarre shit I've ever seen in my life. Imagine that for 2 hours...

What should I watch tonight?
El Topo
or
Branded to Kill

:):):)

I love Branded to Kill...

but I'd suggest taking some medication and watching El Topo.

blasphemy! that desreves a 10/10 hands down:cool:

top five favorite movies, ever

really, you guys? I'd give it a 6/10 myself.

youd give the new friday the 13than 8 and the original wickerman only a 6?
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not cool.......

I'd give Wicker Man about a 6 also. A 6 still means "Better than average".

I would. Without question. I'm just being honest about what I enjoy.

It makes me happy to see Jason slaughter half-naked chicks and stupid jocks in the woods. I'll watch any film in that series anytime and be into it.

Wickerman I thought was alright. But really, the end was the big payoff. And it was more like "oh, I'm glad I saw that one. But I feel no need to see it again."

this too...

bad biology - 8/10

tell me it looks/feels like a classic FH film??

until death

Yes.

It's a bit more sexual than his other films.. actually, it's EXTREMELY sexual. A lot of people have been disappointed with it, but as a Henenlotter fan for almost half my life, I can safely say it lived up to my expectations. It actually has some genuinely disturbing scenes in it. And the dialogue is fucking hilarious. A surreal, odd, DIFFERENT horror film... it's no Brain Damage, but I think I might like it more than Frankenhooker. Also, yeah, it was shot with 35mm, so no digital crap here.. it looks just like the movies from the good ol' days.

co-ed call girl

a tori spelling film. even worse a made for lifetime tori spelling film. and if you can't even act in a fucking lifetime movie. then you seriously cannot act.

even worse for a film about call girls. everytime a sex scene does happen. it isn't shown or cuts away.

it makes perfect sense though. lifetime is television for women. and women are cockteases. so i do like the nonexistent metaphor.

still a 6/10 for lifetime standards.

8/10
Anne Hathaway... nice.
I'd filet mingon that pussy.