People are over-rated.

Animals are under-rated.

"Celebrities" should be forced to work at sewage farms.

Cheap coffee and cigs are rated just about right.

fuck people. If I could, I would open up my own crematory and just start chucking in all the stupid fucking people I have to deal with right now.

Careful there, terriblecanyons, or you could end up with this:

Hah. No, these people deserve to die because they're FUCKING STUPID SELFISH SONS OF BITCHES, not because of their religious views.

Break out the machine guns, there's a Misanthropy party gittin' it oaaaan here!

You have no idea. If I were given a gun right now I would kill them. I really would.

"If I had a gun, I would shoot you all"

(Nico to some "punk" fuckwits, London, 1978)

I totally agree.

My exfriend keeps calling and texting me asking for the phone number to my school. Look it up in the phone book you dumb cunt.

yeah, i can take of leave the people. but i don't care if the ice cream forever sits on my hips. stuff is tasty.

get on meebo yo

Yay I was on Explore on Flickr. I'm so happy haha :D :D

What the fuck are those?

Bouncy balls. The kind that come in little gumball machines.

That's crazy! There's so many!

That would be fun to see.

it's on youtube.

Just watched it. Soooo cool.

I sware that one advert made Jose Gonzales a millionaire. If everyone who saw it did what I did, and went out and bought his album, that is. I bought it a few years ago though, I really wouldn't buy it in my current musical 'place'.

wrong.

Lame

lamé

i wish this storm would move.

Move it over here! I want a storm!

Yeah tell me about it I don't think I've ever been so bored in all my life.

people who get into personal shit on fucking facebook honesty boxes.

grow the balls to say it to my face. pussies.

Obama's campaign is being hurt by rapper endorsements. Fuckin' MTV!

urbandictionary.com is my new best friend.

1. IHHIWTMFSOTMFP 16 up, 4 down

 

 

A short abreviation for "I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes, on this mother fucking plane."
*You're in a zoo, in the snakes area* "Oh my god. It stinks in here, and IHHIWTMFSOTMFP"

i still have not seen snakes on a plane

I've seen the last 10 minutes, heard him say that line. I don't need to see any more.

i'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!

yeah, so wearing my Pulp Fiction shirt tomorrow (I'd already decided earlier today...)

i have watched that movie four times in the last week.

It's been months if not a year since I've seen it. I'm about due again.

please, elaborate, what does this mean?
you rich? :D

My Western Civ. instructor just used 2 Eddie Izzard stand-up bits to explain Western Civilization. It was odd, but I guess it got the point across. I'm sure 99% of the people there were shocked at Izzards leather pants and cross-dressing.

I'd love to get hold of one of these one day:

^those look super nice and use the same adapter as the 16 second delay.

16 second?
is there a demo seomwhere onine?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTdf_...eature=related

They don't make them anymore.