i'm only a virtual dad not a real one.

if i actually sent you stuff it would be creepy, no?

anyway here's a gift for you



it's used like this



point to the psycho bastard and spray generously

it's okay-- your mom is real and how can you can't put a price on that


i'm afraid i'm no magic bird :(

If facebook is the new A*beam babboon language, then yeah.

The FUCKING STUPID things people say on Facebook make me hate my 'friends'.

It's hard to blame Facebook though.

The message =\= the messenger



In other news, today's taco is named "The Waterspout". Wtf. Sick.

But yes, I often agree with gast. Underneath all those words lay a True Scientist.

oh. you actually waste time on that? and you're just now discovering what crap it can be?




PS -



^^^^^ ask him about his facebook

sorry, he's a complete dumbfuck

just like your facebook

I agree with you completely about facebook, and will not argue over gast. Afterall, opinions are like assholes; and as our Uncle Bill once taught us, many of them can talk.

yes and that asshole can talk endlessly about pure caca, and he stinks

ps - anyway i added a savage clone quote so you can see how it's done

If it wasn't for my voracious appetite for media, I'd abandon both FaceSpace and Instagram. Instagram is only slightly less tedious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar%27s_number

I've thought long and hard over the nature of friendship, what it means, and the responsibilites thereof.

I am 'friends' with many people, but my personal Dumb-bar number is less-than five and realistically, one.

the dunbar number is not about "friendship" but social relations. they max out. just pick them right.



i bet you he doesn't ever hear about watery tacos or whatever the fuck that was that i haven't heard either. it's just a matter of choice and editing out the crap-- much like puting gastro on ignore.

what a "dumb-bar" meditation

It's really not fair to place Savage Clone within this equation, because it's very clear that he is on another level, and much better than we are.

There is no sarcasm to this post. I am his #1 fan.

I had no issue with gast's act until it started monopolizing every thread.

I just thought of a fantastic idea for a new thread.

okay, i see now why you tolerate gastro-- you are fucking mental too! of course you're not a retard, you're a lot more coherent-- but come on. wtf is this cosmic smarminess.


i could more or less tune him it out until he started fantasizing about cutting out cake's heart out with a knife like some mayan lunatic because that's his latest lamebrain sex fantasy and i'm not comfortable feeling pity for lonely psychos who are harmless one day and in the newspaper the next. so, hm, yeah, fuck him.

Ha. No worries, there's a social network for that.

that makes me cautiously optimistic. cuz the other stuff is a plague. google plus most of all-- they really want to know who you are, the mother fuckers. facebook is dumb shit, but google engineering can be truly deadly.

They probably already do. Take a look at google.com/ads/preferences and surprise yourself, they're usually pretty good at guessing.