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Indian as in India, you know that country in South Asia? You know where that is? you big white KKK member.

I'll take an order of saag paneer, some roti and a mango lassi, Gunga Din.

More inverted racism from an American white man, great.

I'll take an order of some dark Barak and some peach Bush to compliment my superior outlook/skin.

Sir, I am 1/64th Cherokee and my son is a registered Choctaw. How dare you call me white.

Now if you will please, pass the firewater.

Two party political systems of the West....

Irrelevance of the highest order...

Cherokee's not a bad make, i've rode better though.

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If you have figured out now that the UK prime minister is a lizard from the planet Zurginoff 456B, the you aren't eating enough carrots

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It is your duty as fellow human man person to pay attention...

The prime minister has a cow anus fuelled warp drive that can put him on your front door step in seconds. You never know when he must just show up for tea. And Alien lizards get very angry when you don't have tea in the cupboard.

You must begin to prepare.....

Personally I have a whole basement full of earl grey tea and 23 tin foil helmets...

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He didn't know about that part of the world until Julian Assange fucked it all up...


Tin foil hats... That's all I'm saying....

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breath.

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