I bought "Elvis 56" last weekend - I'm gonna check that out at some point today, methinks.

who is that?

^^^Mister Elvis Presleeeeeee.

I've had the song "Saturnine" by Polaris stuck in my head all day.

I have to make eggs for me and my brother. I hate when I decide to be nice and then get lazy before the action is complete.

i have a gigantic bruise on my arm where the doctor drew my blood yesterday.

Bbllaahhhh, I can't stand getting blood taken.

I'm down with shots, they don't bother me. But the whole sucking blood out of my body with a needle thing gives me the creeps.

I'm addicted to Red Bull.

me too.

double EEEEEEEEEUUCCCHH!

I hate to think I might die without ever having had sex with Kristal Summers. What a waste of a life!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4JboGtcjdg

one of my most favorite videos ever.

I'm not even bothering to get it in the cans any more. It's 1 litre bottles only for me from now on. Fuckin' love the stuff.

do they make it in bottles? holy shit. where have i been?

have you ever drank rock star? it tastes exactly like red bull and it comes in massive cans.

They only make it in litre bottles for demonrail.. I'm still cleaning up the empties from when he was here on Sunday - ay ay ay!

(PS They do have it in Jumbo bottles here btw)

I wasn't aware hummingbirds could type.
Good job, guys.

what in the bloody fucking hell are you talking about?

Quick, I need more nectar
*flaps around pointlessly in Melly Towers*

Melly gets it.
Red Bull=Hummingbird Food

i thought they drank out of flowers and shit.

Cantanky - they do, but Red Bull = sweet as nectar.

Unless Melly "spoils" it with vodka, in which case all betsch are offfschhh *hic*

oh.

this makes me sound RLY SMRT>

you know what i mean.

They're not called Hippiebirds.

Cantanky - Yeah, me know :)

Now let's back to the other thread about destroying Bumfuck Cletusville. The Revolution may not be televised, but it will be fabulous.

They do a cheaper version of Red Bull, called Kick, which comes in litre bottles. It's the shit. I usually do two a night and then wonder why I'm laying in bed at 4am, wide eyed and listening to fucking Sugarshit Sharp!

can i live at your house next time i come to england?

no, seriously.

Cantanky - After you get bored round at demonrail's, you can live round my place - Fender Jaguar, fried egg sandwiches and records galore. Deal?

I... what... god... what... no

sounds like my house. deal.

only if i get to play demonrail's axe.

Well, of course! You have my permission to punch out my hag of a "neighbour" when she complains about the noise, too.

i'll gladly solve all of your confrontation issues.

every englishman should have a loud american girl sitting on their shoulder.

Amen to that, sista.

i'd probably crush you if i tried to sit on your shoulder though. i inexplicably gained 10 lbs (i'm sure you can guess where it shows...)

It's alright - I'll just buy some big shoulder pads and stagger around with you on my shoulders whilst you give me orders. ;)

shoulder pads. SHOULDER PADS??!


melly in shoulder pads and demonrail in a golden thong.

what have i spawned?

cankles?

Cantanky - Evil, me dear, PURE ENGLISH EVIL!

(which says "please" and "thank you" and "oh, no problem, madam!")

no.


maybe.

hold it.



no.

:P

hahahah!

is it da butt? let it be da butt