I'm not repping you again for that so don't even try it.

That's okay. The personal satisfaction I get is enough. Seriously, that song is damned catchy.

57260 - Repair of Vagina $1,335.00

If you are ever asked, 'Frittering' by Mercury Rev is my favorite song.

hey cakes
everthing good here
was about the go for a walk

laters

the latest gossip goes that a paparazi that payed a junky to make pictures of phete dorethy was also working for Rupert Murdoch who made plans to get hands on a secret sextape of kate moss

for more juicy gossips stay stuned

I have to pee.....really bad.

you forgot a blue pen in the washingmachine, like i did?

carot & pumpkin soup hmm

like the universal make-up-kit

shopping list emailed in from the gf:

1.5-2 lbs bacon
collards
Dawn dish soap

I don't even know wtf collards are! lol

I'm adding: 4-pack of Flying Dog Double Pale Ale

Know, but I'm stupid. I don't know who R. Kelly is.

He must have peed on somebody.

They're greens. Soul food.

How did you score a black girlfriend?

Your penis must be gigantic!! :eek:

Ha, ha. Actually she says she has a little black girl inside her. The little black girl comes out sometimes, if there's been enough alcohol and the hi fi is on.

She dragged me to this, um, very urban downtown Atlanta black club last year and acted like it was the most normal thing in the world--even though she and I were the only two white faces there.

Oh god. that's gross. How big is that little black girl/

Oh, man. I want a little black girl inside me....so deep inside me...

Hey, I'm from Iowa. What do I know from collard greens?