I imagine it happens more often to blonde teenaged girls, especially if they have perverted old uncles.

I dunno it was a weird situation.

I went to my old friend's house, because she was all, "I miss you come see me." I stayed for maybe an hour and then when I was leaving she gave me a hug. I hugged back and whatever and then let my arms down to end the hug but she just kept hugging. So back the arms went, then once again I dropped them and she kept fucking hugging. Like helllooooo, I'm obviously not enjoying this.

Girls always say I'm very huggable, like they can't resist hugging me. I don't get it. I'm thin and boney. Lots of sharp edges/corners. The hug usually follows them telling me their life story.

I love awkward hugs :(

I don't get hugged very often, probably because I give off a bitch vibe or don't touch me vibe.

It's all part of my plan though, you can touch me all you want (to an extent haha) when you're on my good side.

She loves you, of course!

My irrelevant post - I want a new series of the Banana Splits TV show. Now!

Even still...

I just posted this in another thread, but I love it sooo...

Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?

Shelly: Like what?

Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question... or, camel toe?

Shelly: Yeah... camel toe

Dave Spritz: Do you know why?

Shelly: Why, what?

Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe

Shelly: Yeah.

Dave Spritz: Why hun?.

Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.

Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again?

Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

As sure as fire will burn
there's one thing you will learn
Is things you have cherished
are things that you have earned
Luck is when opportunity
meets with preparation
And the same is true for every generation

Little man
As you climb on my knee
the whole future lies in thee
Little man

Little man
Never hurry, take it slow
Things worth-while need time to grow
Little man

Don't look back
there are things that might distract
Move ahead towards your goal
and the answers will unfold

Little man
Love is always in the air
It is there for those who care
Little man

Hello!!! Banana Splits!:

Michael Angelo Batio is such a cocky little bitch.

I do!

Um, all I see is a black square with 'img.moonbuggy.org' on it. Think before hotlinking! :eek:

Really ?

 

Wait a minute...

There's a hole in my gum and it's bugging the shit out of me.

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, or juicy, or what?
Do you swallow them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

I cut the bottom on my foot in two places on a carpet nail. It stings like shit.

I'm eating chocolate cake.
I don't like chocolate cake.
Why am I eating chocolate cake?
Because I am.

I'm allergic to cake. Makes me violently ill.

i have a problem with hugs. i must call the shots on the hugging.

Pineapple Express comes out this Wednesday.

i'm so excited for that movie.

vodka + cranberry juice= gold!

That's beyond gold, platinum even.

I debating whether to go see it Wednesday on my own or waiting a week to go with people I know...

it's so awesome and such a foreign feeling to be drinking something finally that's not cheap beer.

i think i'll just see it on wednesday.. i hate waiting.

If I go Wednesday I'll just have to find a random person to laugh with me.

I think that my whole family wants to see it.

just sit next to a stranger and say things like "this will be a great cinematic experience!" and etc. it's fun.

steve- my dad was going on and on about it all this past week. he thought it was out already and hunted around salt lake city looking for a theatre playing the movie.

I'll have to do that. I forgot how much fun that was.

at this huge outdoor shopping area in salt lake a few nights ago, i went into victoria's secret to play around with the makeup and get a new look and stood there saying things like "oh my, this blush contours my cheeks like you wouldn't believe it!" with a thick southern accent.

i nearly broke my nose that night. i tried to make eye contact with a guy checking me out, and when i did, i didn't see the pole right in front of me. i walked right into it.

Haha, not at your narrowly avoided broken nose, though.

My parents laughed their asses of at the trailor when I showed them Superbad on DVD. I come from a very green family.

the poor guy came over and asked if i was ok and all i could say, because here was this blindingly hot young gentleman, was "eh" and i giggled.

i'm an idiot.

If only you could faux faint on command, it could have turned into a rather lovely evening.

i half considered doing that, actually. i had a lot of mortifying encounters with cute gentlemend that, thinking back, could have ended so much better if i had been thinking while acting.

You've got to be two moves ahead at all times.

most of the time i end up about half a step behind. the only guy that anything could have happened with was really too much of a druggie for me.

so what do you have planned for this wonderful tuesday? i plan to not do much.