the truth.....me too

ibeen tired and lazy sleeping way too much

your body is reacting to being cleansed....

urban paradise bacteria drop

what the hell am i saying
must be influenced by cartoons

Think your right I been a good girl I am not even thinkin bout xanax

Myspace just forced me to update to some new layout, I really wish they'd stop messing around with things.

My boss told me I look stoned. Then she said its ok as long as its just aroud us ( the 5 employees in our office)

do not trust her she is the boss. they make them read from a different manual which states make friends so we latter have ammo to fire their asses!


Never trust Authority!!!

i did not admit it of course:) shes an alchy

It always has struck me as the utmost in hypocrisy to hear fellow co-workers, supervisors, and bosses of all types talk at great length about how "hungover" they are, or how much they drank last night, or what they will drink this weekend, etc., and yet no one gives a FUCK.

but spread a rumour that someone got high on weed last night and they risk at least a reprimand and a drug test and at worst full on dismissal.

fucking stupid drunks.

theyr too cheap to pay for a drug test anyway

not if they want to find a way to get rid of you and avoid paying the unemployment taxes or a lawsuit. Trust me they'll find the money quicker than you can unsnap your pants.

if i got a dog, and named it 'Tara Reid', would that be considered animal cruelty?

yes

Finally got my car fixed!!!! all I had to do was buy my neighbor a case of budlight. though...I also tipped 40 bucks cause i felt a case of beer wasn't enough.

great to have a mechanically inclined neighbor

My brother is like that

Ryan only shoots the pain in the ass ones like armadillos. His dad made a stake and hunts them at 2 am. He lives in a homeowners association which makes it more strange.